Huh.
Well would you look at that.
And I didn't even try for the last one.
Feels somehow unrewarding for getting a follower randomly, but hey. I'm not knockin' ya.
unlessyouwantmeto

So anyway, it's been a while. Comparatively, been a while. Like... since my last blog post, not since...
youknowwhatImean
I figure I'll give you guys one more taste to see how you like it.

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Why this?
Why that?
Why then?
Why them?
Why? Just... why?

Let me answer your questions.

Why this?
A 'Money Problems With Flavors of Eggnog' sequel. Why this?

Because it's fun. It's one of my most popular stories and I wanted to put another addition to it to see if anyone would jump aboard. And I didn't want it to just be another sexfest. Hardly any story, brief descriptions... Yeah, not my type anymore honestly.

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I opened the bathroom door and turned on the sink water, ready to dip my hoof down to catch some and splash it onto my face when I heard a quick shout and a shuffle from the bathtub that shocked me out of my thoughts.

"Pound, jeez, knock at least!" Pumpkin settled into a position facing away from me, and I couldn't help but chuckle slightly.

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"No, it's disgusting!"
The words echoed through my head.

"What in Tartarus made you think that was ever a good idea?"
I hung my head low, walking slowly into the grassy darkness, alone with my haunting thoughts.

"No, don't get near me, you freak!"

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You may be initially wondering why MPWFoE is tagged, and I'll get to that in a minute.

So!
11,000+ story views! Wow. Here I thought I'd never get past five thousand, even with a dozen stories.
Delicacy and MPWFoE proved me wrong. Nearly half of my story views are thanks to those two; and all of you that were willing to read them.
So, in honor of getting over 150 likes on MPWFoE and this special occasion of over 11,000 story views...

I am continuing Pumpkin and Pound's adventures!

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You people are amazing! I honestly can't thank you all enough for making this my second most successful clopfic.
What can I possibly do to repay you all?
Expansion of the story?
A new clopfic altogether?
A collaboration on a story?

Tell me what you want, I'll try my hardest to make your requests a reality.
You deserve at least that much.

((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Projected "Disembodied" Voice

((I don't know how to easily put a picture here of proof.))

Money Problems With Flavors of Eggnog is getting a second chapter!
What's this chapter going to contain? Well, the parent's points of view!

Many shenanigans will arise from this. Go look at the new 'incomplete' status on the story if you don't believe me!

Thank you all for loving this.

((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Projected "Disembodied" Voice

Wow! It's already on the popular stories' column! I can't thank you all enough for loving those words as much as you do.
Thank you, each and every person that's liked, favorited, commented - or any of those three.

The popularity of the work has exceeded my expectations, and I have all of you, both present and future people, to thank for it.
Thank you.

((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Projected "Disembodied" Voice

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