This is just a joke prologue, there is a story, but it won't be as cracked as this. Since they are supposed to be treated as seperate writings I'm publishing the actual story under a different tittle.

Now, that isn't to say I can't be convinced to make the prologue into a full story.

As a few of you might have noticed, this story is just a prologue, nothing else.

That's not going to change. It's a joke, mostly. I was coming up with a story and it came to me.

Stay tuned for the actual story. It will be published under a similar but different title.