First off, merry (slightly belated) Christmas! The non-perverted side of the mysterious person who runs this account has been happily occupied with family, Christmas cookies, and general holiday fun. Hope y'all had a good one, 'cause I sure did!

So, with that outta the way, back to writing about sex!

"I didn't sign up for this!" –Non-pervy half of me.
"Shut it. You know you like it." –Nordlen.

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