He has arisen!
Ahh, he's a zombie! Someone grab the shotgun!
Hey, it's a joke, please don't grab that shotgun!
Heh, anyway, here I am, back from the dead. Anyone miss me? Not likely I suppose. Though it's due that I should give you guys an update.
As for my personal life, things have been shifting back and forth. It feels like I'm in a tornado and I can't fly out. Trust me, tornado's aren't that fun to be in.