Kind of a play on Mortal Kombat intros that a friend of mine inspired. Decided to use Villain Anon. Enjoy!

Twilight: Oh, you’re back?
Villain A: Yep, and I’m kicking your ass all over again.
Twilight: Ugh, here we go.

Villain A: Alright nerd, ready to lose again?
Twilight: I beat you once, that’s enough to know I can beat you again.
Villain: Reminder, the score’s 9-1.

Applejack: Your lyin’ behind’s mine Anon!
Villain: Hey, I generally tell the truth.

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