Just posting them in Past Conditional because neither one is more than getting post-finale feelings out on the page. And at least one of them is spitefic. :B

Funny story, I actually wrote the sad one first, but decided to publish them in the opposite order because the chronology looked weird in the description.

I'm pretty sure I had a bunch of things to say here, but I've forgotten them all. D: Oh well, they probably weren't important. Enjoy the read!

It's been bothering me since about five hours after I originally posted it.

I have changed three words in Two-Point-Five Essential Vitamins and/or Minerals.

Go find 'em. :B

Unpossible!

It's really dumb, which I hope surprises no one.

Also I hope everyone enjoys it. The idea came to me earlier today.

Yes, that's right, I'm republishing old, deleted stories! There will be a second one tomorrow! I know there were people who liked this one, so hopefully they'll be pleased to see it again and also get some indication as to how it would have continued.