“Here to… huff huff… escort Miss Macarena and Miss Cha Cha to the… huff huff… auditorium for… judgement.” The griffon sat on his honey-colored haunches, running sharp, yellow talons through the red and blue-streaked crest on his head. The griffon panted for a while more as the twin sisters looked at him in concern.

“Are you alright, sir?” Cha Cha asked sweetly. The griffon nodded and promptly fainted. The two llama dams looked at the unconscious griffon in mild amusement.

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New strawpoll for Llamas: A Drama HERE!

In Llamas: a Drama Chapter 11, it is revealed that Discord was worshiped as the spirit Supay (the Inca god of the dead). Then the other god, the Aztec Mictlantecuhtli, the same spirit Urcu 'prays' to is mentioned. This spirit has yet to be revealed, but it will revealed along with Emperor Urcuchillay's treachery.

If you're too eager to get to that, here's a spoiler:

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I've been having some pretty bad drawbacks with my cancer, really starting to feel it now.

I've got the Vicuña chapter almost HALFWAY done. It's about 1100 words, and needs a bit of bulking and an ending to it. Next would be Cha Cha and Macarena's chapter. That's only for Llamas: A Drama.

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The big white pegasus glared down at Pinkie Pie with red eyes full of hatred. He pulled his lips into a snarl.

“Watch where you’re going, you annoying little pink freak.”

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a green blur swooped past Pinkie Pie and slammed into the pegasus, with enough momentum to send the giant crashing to the ground. Pepe sneered down at the fallen stallion, standing atop of him. Suddenly, the green packing llama started to speak. Very, very quickly.

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Just kidding, Mama's too friggin' old to do that jank.

I'm wondering if anyone would want to proofread unpublished chapters, and if doing live-writes would attract the interest of anyone who follows the Llamas story. Also here's some background information on the origin of Llamas: A Drama.

This is the original G1 Llama named Cha Cha that started it all.

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