In light of recent events I feel the need to translate my incoherent ramblings through a can of spam suspended in a gelatinous solution of pepperoni and pixie-stix.

To translate the title,

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS MORTALS!

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Note to self: The next time that my writing happens to include griffon semen - I must make sure that I refer to it as "birdseed".

for example.
"Gideon the griffon smiled even as a final string of birdseed slowey dripped from the tip of his pecker onto the shag carpet"