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Aug
30th
2014

Almost done! *Update* · 3:41am Aug 30th, 2014

Latest Lazarus chapter is nearly finished, sadly it is not even close to being as long as the last. (As of yet, but that can always change. Original the last chapter was only 5K now it's 9) Though some people may be upset because it's not entirely the 1st contact they were–

I kid!

Sorta.

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Aug
29th
2014

3 Day Weekend Yeah! · 8:39pm Aug 29th, 2014

What do I plan on doing?

Day 1 (Today): Work on Lazarus and probably (and that's a big probably) finish first contact and send it to editors.

Day 2: Finish Lazarus in the morning if I haven't already and send it to editors, then buy Napoleonic Wars (Mount and Blade: Warband) and Play it.

Day 3: Continue playing Napoleonic Wars if I enjoyed it/anxiously wait for editors to finish editing.

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Aug
25th
2014

Character Theme · 8:28pm Aug 25th, 2014

Have you ever just sat down and listened to songs?

Of course you fucking have.

Anyways, say you're writing a story, or even reading one. Have you ever dedicated one song in particular to your favorite character? Possibly you have, it's a thing I do, and I'm like most other people... sorta.

Well it's a thing I do and for a character who'll be showing up rather soon in Lazarus. By soon I mean in like four-five chapters which should=up to 4 months from now. (Joking... hopefully).

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Aug
24th
2014

1000 Favs · 5:28am Aug 24th, 2014

Aug
24th
2014

Writing Sucks! · 5:15am Aug 24th, 2014

I hate it when you're in the middle of writing a story. You got your groove and everything is chugging along smoothly and then WHAM!

You for some reason lose your train of thought and it breaks everything!

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Aug
23rd
2014

New Gif I'd like to share with you all. · 5:01pm Aug 23rd, 2014

I also think this'll tie into Lazarus perfectly, so I'll be sharing it with those people too.

Absolutely lovely and painful because of how hard I am.

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Aug
20th
2014

CHAPTER 8 IS DONE! · 1:56am Aug 20th, 2014

But not posted, I'll do that tomorrow around 2-3 o'clock PM ET

Other than that here have a snap shot:

Dats a lot of words I wrote.

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Aug
18th
2014

Five Nights at Freddy's (Update) · 8:25pm Aug 18th, 2014

Before blog: Lazarus is half way edited and the chapter is nearing 9000+ words. I'm literally reaching the point in which I might split the chapter into two and upload them on separate days just to rape the update bo–please you guys. So if you'd guys like, would you rather have me split the one 9000+ words into two 4000+ chapters and post on separate days? Or do you want the full bundle?

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Aug
17th
2014

Lazarus Post Poned! · 1:51am Aug 17th, 2014

:raritydespair: :raritycry:

Apparently I fudged up one of the characterization moments and I need to rewrite it, also the editors and I have agreed to rewrite the ending.

:raritycry:

So it'll be even longer than expected till it comes out, but don't worry it'll hopefully be good enough to support the wait.

EDIT:

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Aug
13th
2014

God-f*cking-dammit · 1:18am Aug 13th, 2014

Lazarus chapter is finished and I decided that I'm going to take and after we edit the shit out of it and potentially change the ending and add more... I'm going to take a short break from Lazarus, just a mini hiatus nothing major. Possibly a week just so I can focus on my other projects.

What Am I?

The Butler *Which I saw in the featured box for two days straight, I have a competition that's whooping my ass! Greatly!*

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Aug
11th
2014

im dru;nk · 2:56am Aug 11th, 2014

gettinng shit faced with my bro, while watching attack on titan and battle fied..

tht all i think.

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Aug
7th
2014

Motivation Why You Be So Lackluster? · 3:02am Aug 7th, 2014

I doubt that title makes sense but meh...

I sit down write two horse words, get up to grab a drink, sit down write two more horse words, goes to Youtube, entire writing time is ruined by this man.

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Aug
5th
2014

First Contact half way! *Lazarus Update* · 2:51am Aug 5th, 2014

I'm half way there, over five thousand words and no actual first contact yet... this chapter is going to be long as Hell... if not longer than Hell itself xD.

Is that a good thing?

Being longer than Hell itself?

Do you guys like the fact that the chapters are slowly getting longer and longer?

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Jul
24th
2014

Vote 2-3 *Semi Important* · 3:44am Jul 24th, 2014

1.

Mind less

Or

A specific set of emotions (Basically like a Dalek, all they feel is hatred for anything that isn't a Dalek)

2.

Flat out insane

Cleverly insane (meaning you still have your smarts)

Stuck up evil asshole. (You're still sane but evil)

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Jul
23rd
2014

I Got Bored *Update* · 4:09am Jul 23rd, 2014

Before I begin: Chapter 7 is indeed finished and is now under going editing, so far four editors have gone through it and I'm just waiting for the other three to get back to me. Till then be expecting an update to be coming out very soon.

Story time:

And when I get bored I write some crazy shit, and I felt like sharing this with you all.

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Jul
21st
2014

Lets have a vote! *Semi Important* · 4:45am Jul 21st, 2014

So I've been having a difficult time choosing, and I feel like you guys can help me out.

1. Good Relations

2. Meh Relations

3. Oi, Celestia! Ya step on me bloody lawn again, I'll blew yer fackin' ed off! Now piss off ya wanker!

Just askin' cause I'm having a hard time choosing which path to take.

((Keep in mind that these votes are not the final decision meaning that I may or may not flop at any point.)

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Jul
17th
2014

Lazarus Returns to the featured box! · 7:38pm Jul 17th, 2014

After a few months, Lazarus has once again climbed out of the continuously growing pile of fan fictions that haveburied it beneath their rubbish (joking).

Honestly I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Serious note:

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Jul
12th
2014

I've done the unspeakable · 2:49am Jul 12th, 2014

Before I begin: The next Lazarus chapter is indeed finished but due to three of my editors being clipped in the side by real life I'll have to post pone the chapter for maybe 2-3 weeks. Unless, any of you have any experiences in the realm of grammar I'd greatly appreciate your assistance.

Now back to the real message:

For those of you who've been following me for a while now and actually tune into these meaningless blogs. I've begun another story... again.

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Jun
30th
2014

Lazarus Chapter nearly done. · 2:41am Jun 30th, 2014

The draft is finished it's 70% edited. it's even the longest chapter of them all... people... I can nearly feel and taste the finish line. I'm just about there, andthe gap is almost filled, just need to place down that last brick! After this chapter is posted it'll be the moment we have all been waiting for (unless I come up with a better idea, and a way to possibly postpone)!

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Jun
26th
2014

Ah mah gawd motivation sucks! · 1:52am Jun 26th, 2014

Motivational problems are the worst, and I mean the absolute worst. Motivation problems (or just being flat out lazy) gots to be like the worst thing on Earth, let alone distractions. I always think to myself "What would be better, working on Lazarus and entertaining the 800+ or more people who liked it. Or should I go play Mount Blade: Warband and help the Nords fight all 4 factions at once in an awesome World War...?"

The choice I made is obvious people...

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