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You won't see my trash for a week. · 10:42pm Jul 15th, 2016
As much as I wanted to keep my blog posts at 69, I felt the need to say this. I'm volunteering as a counselor at a Jesus camp even though I'm a dyke who's never held a Bible in her life. Hopefully , there won't be too much drama since this crazy bitch is coming after she learned that I applied. 
I really hope that this camp kills my sex drive. Lately, I've been too horny for my own good. 
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#hiatus
#I'm serious
#have you ever been so horny that it hurts?
#that's exactly how I feel
#it's pretty shitty
#the good news
#is that the camp guarantees that I won't masturbate for a week
#I can hardly go two days without choking the chicken
#I really hope no drama comes up
#coz this girl has a major crush on me
#but she smothers me and I hate it
#it must be PMS or some shit
#making me like this
#damn you sex drive >:(
