So it turns out that I've been added to this group.
...I feel like I should be really angry about this.

...*sighs*
...again...
Though I was planning to updort it on Friday anyway. Anyway, I'm trying to find the right Bioshock Infinite quote to use...

A little word which Kraber has said in Light... 267 times so far. 491 counting the next chapter.
I think something may be wrong with me.

But not by much. It'll be out by the end of the week, it's just... a thing happened.
A wonderful thing.
Ha
ha ha ha
HAHA Ha ha ha ha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So... Firstly, the new chapter of Light Despondent is up! Unfortunately, I submitted it to the shameless self-promotion bureau. Here's hoping it doesn't net me more dislikes than likes...

The upcoming chapter had to be split for length! ...Again!
I'm beginning to think I have a serious problem.

It is 35.8k words. Also, HOLY SHITFOK THIS MAY BE ONE OF THE GRIMMEST THINGS IN SPECTRUM.

....It's actually NOT updort time (HUUUUUMPADUUUUUMP) but I recently found that the rough draft of chapter 4 is done! Now all I need is some editing... and for someone to tie together a couple scenes.
Expect it sometime in the next week or two.

I love alliteration, and giving presents! SO HERE'S A NEW CHAPTER OF LIGHT THAT'S SO SAD IT MANAGED TO BREAK MY IPHONE! NO, SERIOUSLY!
...Really, I'm not making that up. My iphone's google docs app crashed when TB3 and I got to a... certain scene with Verity, and... you'll know it when you see it.

If you're part of Team Spectrum, and there's any additions you might want to make to the upcoming christmas chapter of Light, then it's the last chance to do so - the thing'll be updated in like 4 days. The chapter's already finished, I just want your input.

TB3 and I did some talking, and some things were changed in the writing of Chapter 3. Which was originally intended as chapter two. I really hope this doesn't happen with chapter four...
As for why I say chapter four, well, that's change one: Chapter 3 is being split in half, partly so we can have a christmas episode... and partly because there's now gonna be a boss battle at the end of chapter 4.
Oh yeah, change two - Kraber's now telling the story to various foals on Christmas eve.

I think this may be my favorite chapter of Light so far. Considering that I've already worked on chapters 3-6, 7 if you count the quotespam that I'm totally ripping off from TB3, that's saying a lot.

GOOD NEWS HUMPADUMPS -
Chapter 3 of Light is underway! Nearly half done... And, I swear to God I am not kidding, it contains a scene so sad it literally broke my iphone.

Going over Kraber's dialogue in chapter 4 so it sounds like it's Franco Begbie talking. This is totally necessary.

Now, I'm sure most of you have noticed I'm a fan of Biting Elbows. I haven't exactly been subtle with it, or absofrigginlutely anything, especially the blatant creator provincialism in Light. I mean, how else would I know that 18•C has french toast ice cream? But that's beside the point. So, on the flight home today (VACATION, HUMPADUMPS! WOO!) I decided to listen to Biting Elbows, and found that one of their songs, The Present, has this quote:

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