That anticipation tho...

You people are nuts. Seriously people, go read another story. There are literally thousands to read at the moment, all probably thousands of times better than this.

However, you will probably stick around anyhow. Cause that is just what you people do...

Could still use some help with this chapter, but, you know... forever alone... and such.

Since most of you don't get my blog updates because you only follow my story, click here for the most recent WIP Update.

So, I completed writing the chapter. Good news right?

WRONG!!!

I took one look at the damned thing and vomited a little. Had to throw it into a secure quarantine and burn it before its plague spread. That moldy pile of shit would have wiped out humanity for sure.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!???

More or less at least.

As I said before, you could expect it this week (or was it last week? I can't even fucking remember right now...). However, I also said that you shouldn't get your hopes up as shit can happen.

Want an explanation of what exactly happened? Sure.

Here is what shit had happened:

Had an Art project where I had to "Blow my Professor's mind" or otherwise get an f.

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Wanderings of a Nameless Man is now officially my most popular story, now overtaking my horrible attempt at comedy, Woke up Ponified, by one whole like!

Well, that is a thing, I guess.

But in all seriousness, I hope you all are enjoying the story thus far and thank you for sticking with me on this. The fact that people enjoy my writing just make it all so much better for me, and motivates me to write more.

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READ IT YOU FREAKS!!! Hope you enjoy the chapter.

Interestingly enough, I seem to be almost finished with this next chapter! I know, Unbelievable right!? When am I ever done with a chapter early!!!???

Turns out that asshole wonderful person in the comment section (You know who you are you sack of shit lovely dude.) might get this chapter by Tuesday after all. Hope you choke on it enjoy the chapter when it comes out!

I am really fucking serious this time, it is coming out tomorrow. Everything is finished, and I need to give it a good once to trice time over to make sure it is at least readable. However, I will warn you now. The content of this chapter is going to be split into two different parts; one which you will be able to read tomorrow. The other half you will be able to read when I fucking finish it. So it is likely you guys are going to hate this fucking chapter.

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All I can say is that the next chapter will be likely delayed until tomorrow, or perhaps even the day after.

Now, I know what you are thinking, especially if you read my last update blog; the one where I set a deadline for the next chapter. (It was a pretty fucking stupid move.) I am pretty sure what you are thinking involves a lot of "FUCK YOU, YOU PROMISED!!" and "YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!!!" However, before we pick up our torches and pitchforks, allow me to explain myself.

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