Ohh I gotcha, I gotcha! We're being intrepidacious-WE'RE OUT TO DISCOVA!!

SISTERS! Let make one thing perfectly clear. The magic that brought us back only works tonight, on all hallows eve! After that, when the sun comes we're dust...

Dust?

Toast...

Toast?

...PUDDING!!

AGGGH!!!

It wasn't a pigeon, it was a FALCON! With thilver wings...

Thilver wings? ohh scary~. YOU STUPID ANIMAL! Where is the sword...now?

In a place of untold danger, the Forbidden Forest. Precissely master.

Have I told you today....how magnificently and totally-WORTHLESS YOU ARRE?!? *RIP!!*

AAARRRGH!!

Where's he going? He's going into FREEZING COLDNESS to find some dog he doesn't like, to bring medicine back to a town that doesn't like HIM! Oh no!! I'm beginning to understand the bear!

Last weeks answer: Spawn

"Fasten your seatbelts, it's goin' to be a bumpy night! Oh! We're goin' in full throttle, that oughta keep thos rebel fighters off our tail! Lock and load gentlemen, time to rock and roll! YEAAAAH!! TORA! TORA! TORA!"

"No! No Batty to the cap! To the cap!"

"BOGEY! Bogey at three o clock! Red leader! Red leader!!"

Butter of course! It needs some butter! BUTTERRRR!!

BUTTEERRR!!

Oh! Oh oh! Big ears...Elephant! ....uh Ant Eater! Um...orangutan! Okay okay oh let me guess it's A DUCK! A DUCK! Ohhh it's Darwins grab bag!

So he turns on the duke and with WHAT you suppose he turns on the duke?

🎼What Master?🎼

A flashlight!

🎼What a horrible thing to do! What a horrible thing to do! THING TO DOOOO!!🎼

But then when my back is turned. what four legged, flea bitten louse comes sneaking through the window that has the nerve TO BITE ME ON THE LEG?!?

🎼Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?🎼

Who?

Patou.

Excuse me? Tch! are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here and now all of the sudden you're walkin' out on me?!? I don't think so, not right now! You're getting your wishes SO SIT DOWN!!!

Oh I forgot to tell you. I QUIT!! I resign! If it's perfectly in your ear, I am PRFOUNDLY outta here! And this isn't about money, I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill but hang around with elephants all day and try to keep your clothes clean!

*crowd laughs*

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These are your...

Children.

These are your children?

Yes.

And you're?

Peter-!

You're Peter?

Yes.

You're Peter?

Yes.

No!

Yes.

You're peter?!?

Yes. Is there an echo in here?

"Bless me father for I have-"

"Sinned yes, I know! You're very good at that!"

I've already missed tea mister Albatross. Now don't force me to take drastic measures, you must relax.

Relax? I have never been more relaxed in my life! IF I WERE ANY MORE RELAXED I'D BE DEAD!!!

....I'm not convinced.

La la la la la la sing a happy song!

La la la la la la...this is so wrong!

You'll go as a wallet, you'll go as a belt and our dear Frank-.

No no no! I don't wanna hear it!

FRANK WILL GO AS~!

I can't hear you! La la Matilda! *sings in jibberish before removing his hands*

If your teeth come down, my sword goes up right into your brain!!

If your sword goes up, my teeth come down!!

(Later that night)

*removes a boney hand from between the teeth* oh good lord! Sir Eglamore...

I also plan to squeeze this in with my Warcraft fic.

“I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.” - Harry Hart, Kingsman

"You try, you fail. You try, you fail. But the only true failure is when you stop trying. Try again."

"Life isn't some cartoon musical where you can sing a little song and your insipid dreams will magically come true! So let it go." - Chief Bogo from Zootopia

"You can't just make everything better by singing some stupid song!" - Spinel from Steven Universe: The Movie

"Not everything can be solved with a good attitude and a dope music soundtrack." - Willow Park from The Owl House