...groan in disapproval. (What, you thought this would be an actual threat? I love you guys too much.)

And in other news, the newest installment of the thrilling series featuring Miss Pommel, Sweetie Babs, and Uncle Orange will come next week. They always had those names, don't look at me like that.

My TV Show Rating Score:

5/5: It is an awesome show!
4.5/5: it is a great show albeit not perfect
4/5: It’s a good show with minor flaws
3/5: It’s overall okay/guilty pleasure
2/5: It’s bad but not awful
1/5: Look, up in the sky! It’s super bad!

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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*internal thoughts during The Perfect Pear*

"If Granny Smith seemed pretty reasonable towards Bright Macintosh, then wouldn't she be able to set the Apple-Pear rivalry aside for him?"

"Why doesn't Granny Smith trust other families, anyway?"

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