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So I finally got around to making a Disgaea fic, crossed over with Equestria Divided(think pony version of fantasy Warhammer). I'd like some help from you guys to see if I've stayed true to the personalities from Disgaea that I'm using. Here is the prologue to Disgaea: Friendless Nights.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!"

Laharl(1) was having a rotten day. Being the Overlord wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Sitting on the throne for hours a day listening to aristocrats and bureaucrats moan and squabble over petty issues like how to keep the hospital open or how they were going to pay for that 20 foot statue of him without starving half the Netherworld was just so damn annoying.

"... *snort* That's why a 20% increase in..."

The only reason he hadn't killed anyone yet was because Flonne(2) thought it was super important that he had to listen to these yahoos. And when Flonne thought something was important, she wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns... literally.

"... ov course, 1, 2, 3... 3 blood drives vill be held at..."

Ever since Flonne had become a Fallen Angel(3), Lahral had a hard time reconciling that person with the previous Flonne. She still was going on about love and crap, but now instead of crying when someone told her to shut her damn mouth and go make them a sandwich, she broke out a baseball bat to beat the love into them.

Quite frankly he was scared what Flonne would do if she ever decided to become the Overlord.

With only 30 seconds to go, Laharl tensed up in anticipation. The moment it was over he was running straight to the gate keeper and going to Salamander's Breath to beat the crap out of some zombies.

"... and divide by zero..."

3... 2... 1...

BOOM

By the time the dust had settled, 3 courtiers had fallen into the lava, 2 were hanging from the chandeliers, and the rest had been flattened by the enraged Overlord.

Manti the Manticore gave a huff before turning to Dratti the Dragon, then Goleck the Golem. "You get the two up top. I'll get these five. Goleck, see if you can salvage any that fell in."

VAVAVAVAVAVVAVAVAVAVAVVAVAVAVAVAVVAVAVAVAVAVVAVAVAVAVAVVAVAVAVAVAV

*sigh*

Dimensional Gatekeeper(4) (or just plain Dee as she preferred) was bored. When the late King's son woke up from his nap, she suddenly became very busy with the young Prince going through the portal all the time to defeat some monster or rival demon. Now he barely left the castle, bogged down with the responsibilities of the Overlord. It was bittersweet, to see the young boy grow up to take his father's place, but no longer have time to visit her. Thankfully Zommie always came over to check up on her.

Those thoughts quickly vanished when the sound of a golem charging at full speed reached her ears. A small smile graced her lips before returning to her stoic expression.

Sure enough Prince Laharl was running full tilt at her with a murderous glare. Court must have been especially annoying today.

"Greetings my lord. Where do you need to be sent today?" Dee monotoned.

"Salamandar's Breath(5). Zombies. Kill. Now." Laharl responded with gritted teeth.

"Of course sir, connecting to Salamandar's Breath now." Dee intoned.

Or would have, if not for one of those one in a million, destiny changing, world sundering, thrice damned, plot-device like event that occurred during Laharl's bull rush to Dee. After escaping the throne room, he collided with a Prinny that was on his way to provide cleanup in the throne room. He was thrown next to the Save Shop Cleric, causing an explosion. The Save Shop Cleric was then propelled face first into the Rune Knight across from him. Specifically into her upper chest area. The Cleric got slapped across to Pleinair, who learning from her neighbor's misfortune, ducked and let him sail past her towards the Nurse.
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"This is so damn boring, dood!" screamed a Prinny(6).

"Shuddup dood,"another Prinny groaned, "shes got only ah couple more stitches left."

"BOTH of you shut up, dood! If you distract the Nurse we'll all get blown to hell dood," whined a third Prinny.

Maverick, Cor and Sage were in for the ever important stitching check up at the Nurse's shop. Prinnys, whose souls are rather volatile, needed to check their stitching often to make sure they didn't accidentally explode. Each stitch needed to be triple checked to ensure everyone's safety, and more importantly, to prevent Prinny's work from being interrupted. The process could be compared to disarming a bomb. If one stitch was out of place, the barest disturbance could set a Prinny off. This fact was lost on Maverick though.

Maverick was a Captain Prinny, the first and youngest of the bunch. In life he was an otaku of the worst kind: a creator of a Sailor Moon internet parody. He's rather fidgety and prone to boredom. He's also picked on a lot due to his spastic personality and his terrible not-so-secret: he died a virgin. Maverick constantly chats up the lady demons in an attempt to get laid. But even the succubi wouldn't give him the time of day and are constantly trying to use their charms and illusions to magic their way out of his advances. Unfortunately for them, he eventually built up an immunity against that. He is still very much a virgin though, and gets easily flustered by the opposite sex. His antics usually end up with Cor chewing him out.

Cor, a Prinny King, was a grizzled vet from somewhere, though most assumed he used to be American due to his accent. Very aggressive and competitive, Cor is constantly trying to advance in rank so that he can reincarnate as soon as possible. Cor is very talented in guerrilla warfare and demolitions, able to cause havoc by destroying enemy infrastructure and sabotage logistics. He is considered the leader of the Prinny squad and second strongest on the team.

Sage was a Private Prinny. Sage is the strongest and oldest Prinny on the team. She picked up various magic spells in her long life.. However, she never applied for advancement because she was always "busy" with "stuff" . She is usually found at the gym doing "research" near the men's locker room. Only other Prinnies really know though. She is a master at stealth and has never been caught before.

By the time the exposition was over, the three Prinnys were leaving the shop. Only to suddenly meet a screaming airborne Cleric.
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When Dee looked back on it later, it all seemed to happen in slow motion. She was finishing up the spell to send Laharl on his was when she heard a triplet of screams swiftly approaching. Looking up from her work, she saw three Prinnys flying towards Laharl. She had only enough time to utter a "Bwah?" before the Prinnys collided with the young overlord detonating with a massive explosion of firey doom. Which was the exact same moment when she finished her trans-dimensional spell.
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Elsewhere in the cosmos...

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In a plane beyond mortal comprehension, and entity of madness and cruelty was bored. This being of chaos had been tormenting the world of ponies for a while now and was starting to grow tired of it. But as it existed there in contemplation of it's next move, the mad being felt a disturbance in the local dimensional space. Zeroing in on the oddity, it suddenly felt things were about to get a lot less boring around here.

"Oooooooo... This is going to be so much fun! It's always nice to make new friends..."

Hmhmhehehehe... HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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