This is for any story featuring the Pillar Men, AKA the Aztec Gods Of Fitness to you dank memers. Any stories involving Kars/Cars, ACDC/Esidisi, and Wham/Wamuu go in here. Oh, and also Santana/Santviento, if that is worth mentioning. Basically, the Pillar Men are prehistoric vampires who feed by literally absorbing living beings into their bodies, and I don't meant vore in the traditional sense. Like, you touch their skin, and they could literally pull you inside of their bodies.