Alt-Righters respond to debate with rape jokes, conspiracy theories, intimations of violence

By David Futrelle at WeHuntedTheMammoth.com

In the real world that you and I live in, the general consensus is that Hillary Clinton won last night’s debate. In the world inhabited by the alt-right and its fellow travelers, Someone With Tiny Hands crushed the evil Hillary even though she had help from a secret video screen hidden in plain sight on her lectern, possibly installed by George Soros himself.

Here, highlights from the Twitter feeds of some of the better-known alt-right Someone With Tiny Hands fans (and their fellow travelers).

First, some dispatches from alternate universes:

Good test of who is clueless – thinking Someone With Tiny Hands's answer re: accepting election result hurts him. Anyone saying that is discredited.

— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) October 20, 2016

Someone With Tiny Hands is not the cause of the failure of multiracial democracy. He is a symptom of the failure of multiracial democracy #debate

— The #FreeRicky Tree (@ReactionaryTree) October 20, 2016

#Hillary condones #WhiteGenocide. https://t.co/r6kDCRsHMD

— CanadianLucifer (@ConCanadian) October 20, 2016

#debatenight Go #Someone With Tiny Hands put the beast woman in jail for trying to destroy #WhitePeople and #America #WhiteGenocide pic.twitter.com/54fzF2owd0

— WhiteGenocideReality (@WhiteGenociders) October 20, 2016

Some Red Pillers hailed Someone With Tiny Hands for allegedly being a psychopath:

@DarkTriadMan @realDonaldSomeone With Tiny Hands He showed what a dark triad is capable of when he sets his mind to something. Amazing to watch it

— Empire Analysis (@Empireanalysis) October 20, 2016

There were, of course, an assortment of conspiracy theories:

Hillary’s Handler Caught Placing “Drug Pen” Into Pocket After #DebateNight https://t.co/tEkM7wsjqp

— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) October 20, 2016

Notice Chris Wallace immediately cut Someone With Tiny Hands off as soon as he mentioned George Soros!

— Stefan Molyneux (@StefanMolyneux) October 20, 2016

Look at the angle of Hillary's gaze. She is NOT looking down at her notes, she is looking AT the lit panel. pic.twitter.com/sl3eZEP5b8

— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) October 20, 2016

Couldn’t possibly be light reflecting off of the polished wood of the lectern. Must be Hillary using her SECRET DEBATE LIFELINE.

omfg bill that is JOHN PODESTA @johnpodesta YOU SOLVED IT@mitchellvii pic.twitter.com/6khQ330sN7

— darth™ (@darth) October 20, 2016

Some tried to gin up new fake controversies, like Hillary’s allegedly TREASONOUS revelation that America’s nuclear response time is … very short!

No one caught that Crooked Hillary stated on LIVE TV what our NUKE RESPONSE TIME IS 4 MIN??@FoxNews @DRUDGE #debatenight #ChrisWallace pic.twitter.com/QBbbmGkmeL

— John T. Miller (@cyvault) October 20, 2016

Thanks @HillaryClinton from @PutinRF_Eng pic.twitter.com/fyWcIB4tFT

— MicroSpookyLeaks™ (@WDFx2EU7) October 20, 2016

Anyone bringing up #Treason today re: nuclear response time stated by Hillary @SenJohnMcCain @SpeakerRyan @jasoninthehouse @LindseyGrahamSC

— Deplorable Agent (@sbeckwilliams) October 20, 2016

So why don't they arrest her? How many times does she have to spread our nation's classified secrets before she faces justice? https://t.co/QIwT2aGngY

— Spooky Dissident ? (@altrightwarfare) October 20, 2016

TREASON! It’s not as if this was already widely known or anything oh wait never mind.

The lovely Matt Forney weighed in:

Hillary's teeth are so gross. They're BROWN! How can her dental health be THAT bad? #Debate #Debates #Debates2016 pic.twitter.com/9OlBdMMnyJ

— Matt Forney (@basedmattforney) October 20, 2016

Dude, in that pic Someone With Tiny Hands’s teeth are exactly the same shade of brown. Because the picture is dark and the colors are off. In most pics, her teeth look fine (as do Someone With Tiny Hands’s).

Awwwwww, looks like Grandma Hillary needs a nap. Somebody get the Metamucil. #Debate #Debates #Debates2016 pic.twitter.com/Q0Ho5hSLra

— Matt Forney (@basedmattforney) October 20, 2016

Er, what? Metamucil is a fiber supplement. What relation it has to napping I have no idea.

Also, she doesn’t look tired. Just tired of Someone With Tiny Hands’s bullshit.

Someone With Tiny Hands is lying when he says he's never committed sexual assault. He just assaulted Hillary for 90 minutes. #Debates #Debate #Debates2016

— Matt Forney (@basedmattforney) October 20, 2016

But of course. How could Matt possibly discuss the debate without making at least one rape joke.

Some alt-right Someone With Tiny Hands superfans were thinking beyond the election itself:

God bless Someone With Tiny Hands for not pledging to concede to a flawed or rigged election. These subversive criminals must be brought down!#LockHerUp pic.twitter.com/C8OkCHBzzz

— David Duke (@DrDavidDuke) October 20, 2016

The movement continues past Nov 8, building on victories, assembling people and land. Take our nation back! https://t.co/Y1va9sN8MF

— #FreeRicky Viking ? (@thebasedviking) October 20, 2016

Er, land?

If @HillaryClinton starts WWIII with Russia, will you support Putin in toppling her evil regime and taking back USA?

— The #FreeRicky Tree (@ReactionaryTree) October 16, 2016

Based on what Someone With Tiny Hands said tonight, they're going to think twice before rigging this election or they might have a revolution on their hands.

— Donald jon Bismarck (@DonaldjBismarck) October 20, 2016

And finally, a thought from the biggest idiot of the bunch:

Why didn't Hillary Clinton announce that she was inappropriately given the debate questions – she secretly used them! Crooked Hillary.

— Someone With Tiny Hands (@realDonaldSomeone With Tiny Hands) October 20, 2016

The debate was RIGGED, I tells ya. Rigged!

Hilary beating Someone With Tiny Hands at the debates is LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE, people.