the every thing was made one one guy in one week he is a super nice loving guy, but if you don't one thing wrong, he was tersher you for ever that's it
Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity
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7856749 And I thought Christianity was complicated...
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How is it complicated ?
the every thing was made one one guy in one week
he is a super nice loving guy, but if you don't one thing wrong, he was tersher you for ever
that's it
7856806 There's more to Christianity than that.
Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity
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7856826 Well of course it's creepy. The center of Christianity is human sacrifice. It's its main thing.
However, compared to Islam, it's pretty straightforward. If you believe in a zombie, you're a Christian.