Today, we will be reading from the book of Kekesis, chapter one, eh.

Long ago, in a land where horses had too many crayola multipacks, two deities split the land equally, Overlady Faust, and Overlord HASBRO, Faust would enforce quality viewing, and in return, HASBRO would be allowed to keep selling bits of shotty plastic, until one day for no reason, Overlady Faust left and turned her attention towards making more Nostalgia Critic episodes, why would you do this, the people cried, it's dark, I want my mummy, cough cough, they continued.

HASBRO reigned supreme, bring forth wave after wave of alicorns and color blind plastic toy designs,

The hour of doom at hand, HASBRO brought fourth their ultimate doomsday weapon... EQUESTRIA GIRLS...

And suddenly woman with poorly photoshopped face appeared as if from nowhere, her powerful weapon, the Sword of Eh, struck the air, and was joined by two other swords, the Sword of Redshirts Always Die First According To TOS Logic, and the Sword of Blantlant Shotty Bad Insults. Praised as the Empress Goddess of Womankind, and her servants, the Beks, Patty Cakes, Redshirt047, and Lord Commisar Alexer, banished HASBRO and the Equestria girls to stone, all was well, so long as they looked down over us from the skies, the power of Eh, the logical death of redshirts before those wearing shirts of any other color, and the crudeness of bad insults, will protect us from HASBRO's shitty plastic and marketing schemes, keeping us safe and prosperous forever more....

'Get Rekt, eh' = Kekesis one.

"Sword of Redshirts Always Die First"

"the logical death of redshirts before other colors of shirts"

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I fixed it some, eh?

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