So, as our only request from the last one, this episode we are going to completely butcher the canon and story of Superman's pet dog, Krypto.

Krypto is a white generic generica from the Planet Krypton. Superman's dad, in his foresight, saw that his homeworld was doomed and did what any family man would do; save his best friend the dog. Krypto, being a trained Wingman, would hemp Supe's dad pick up women when his wife was off on business trips and also bring him beer from the fridge on command. So in choosing between his best friend and his son who got super powers that definately didn't come from him, he chose the obvious.

But, when his wife heard of it she blew a gasket and threatened that if he didn't use the escape pod to save their son then he wasn't going to have ANY end-of-the-world-sex. So instead of building a means to save the rest of his family or himself, the old man built another rocket for his bastard kid.

So, Krypto eventually made his way to Smallville, Kansas and grew up as the Kent's dog. In his time he aided Superman in crimefighting, started the league of Super Pets, and eventually lost his girlfriend to Ace the Bat Hound.... lol redundant.

But, after losing his woman to a vastly superior hero's pet, Krypto fell into a bought of depression, which in turn began his run in with an underground gambling ring and ran into trouble with the Kansas mob. Because of his addiction he, at one point, betted away the Kent family farm and being a proud dog, he couldn't bring himself to ask Superman for help. So enlisting the help of a Super Hero called Matt Damon, Krypto managed to win back the farm in a single night due to card counting and high roller poker.

With his crime days done, Krypto hung up his caped collar and decided to live his days with the Kents in the Superhero Dog Whitness Protection Program until the day he was struck by the last Kryptonian SUV.

Liek if U cri evry tiem.

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Joking aside, how was this installment?

Very well written...20/5