So this is a different post from the normal...

Chris Smith:

Emerging in Russia in 1917, little is known about the Dirty Communist Dog besides its origin, political beliefs, ideals, social security number, residency, and shoe size. Though appealing at first, the act of domesticating a Dirty Communist Dog is impossible due to its Pavlovian desire to destroy anything nice as well as its genetic alcoholism and daddy issues. Sadly, this breed is also known to have many health problems, such as stealing all of your hard earned shit, rape, a small genitalia, destroying any sort of faith system, and slaughtering millions in order to get its way as well as an incurable and agonizing disease known as "Socialism". Sadly, Dirty Communist Dogs are born with Socialism and there is no known cure, other symptoms of the Dirty Communist Dog's strain of Socialism is Erectile Dysfunction, a sudden lack of cash, the sexual attraction to sheep, a weakness to Reganomics, and is also know to turn our womenfolk into this:

Although thought to be a desirable breed, the Dirty Communist Dog is a pathetic piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be called a dog. So the next time you are walking down the street and see a Dirty Communist Dog, don't pity it, kill it.

Trivia:
Dirty Communist Dogs originated from ancient Russia and spread through most of Asia. Nowadays, Dirty Communist Dogs can be found in Russia, China, Cuba, Canada and the House of Congress.
Notable Dirty Communist Dogs are Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, Hitler, Charles Manson, Michael Moore, and the alien from Predator.
Dirty Communists Dogs are incapable of taking a shower.
A Dirty Communist Dog killed my wife and kids.
I wrote this because nobody reads these anymore and its also my birthday so I can do whatever the fuck I want.

See you next Week!

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destroying any sort of faith system,

Oorah for State Atheism!

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It all makes sense now!