So, a long long time ago there was a college senior named God. God was what you would call a slacker, so he managed to lie, cheat, steal, and generally coerce other college students into helping him pass his classes. God had one last class, "Creations 4300" that he needed to complete so he could finally graduate. Being, a good college student, God stayed up all night on the ever of his Creations Final partying his ass of and getting stupid drunk until the wee hours of the morning. He managed to get to his Creations class on time, but it was at that moment that he realized that he didn't actually have an exam, and instead had to turn in a semester long project which he had neglected to even start. Using his infinite wisdom, God took the skin off the ass of a cow and the head of a bat, threw it on the body of a poodle, then added some pubic hair on it for good measure before turning it in.

This was the result.

Not surprising, this dog has an abundant amount of skin problems with it, ranging from normal growths, tumors, and cancers, but what surprises me is that they actually get acne.

In Taco Bell mythology, the dog was made from a bone of life, that some bone which man was made.

There is no genetic evidence linking this dog to other Asian and African hairless dogs.