“Geez!  Are all you mares this uptight around here?  Don’t you know how to act when a stallion gives you a compliment?  You girls need to loosen up if you want to get married before you become ugly old hags.” “Then again, it might be too late for you two anyway,”

If someone said that to Twilight and Sunset, (after slapping Twilight on the flank and calling it "a compliment" when she got upset) What would they do?

5682425 They would be a very, very Dead Idiot. Between the two of them, Shining Armor, and PRINCESS CELESTIA, there would never be enough of him left to fill a matchbox...