I JUST WANT TO PUNCH A WALL BECAUSE FLAPPY BIRD IS RUINING MY LIFE!

Flappy Bird is the most annoying, addicting, craziest game ever. It is like a drug; I am literally addicted.

I hear the sound effects where ever I go. I have dreams about Flappy Bird. I see Flappy Bird in the food I eat and the faces I look at. I keep tapping my table like I am playing Flappy Bird, even when I'm not playing. I pretend to be Flappy Bird.

I am Flappy Bird.

Some people say, "Oh well, it's just a game..."

IT IS NOT JUST A GAME!

Could a badly pixelated, Mario-copying game make thousands of people FRUSTRATED LIKE I AM?!

"Umm... Narwhal, calm down. It's okay."" they say.

IF IT WAS OKAY I WOULDN'T BE HERE, SLEEP DEPRIVED, ON THE VERGE OF KILLING SOMEONE, OVER A STUPID BIRD!!!

"Relax, you're going to be okay." they try to comfort.

My addiction is freaking worse than CAT AND BIBBLE!

I just can't go without Flappy Bird. Flappy Bird is ruining my life!

*slowly cries, cradling self in a tiny, dark closet*

Here's a video to reflect my pain:

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Flappy Flappy, Flappy Bird.

2747992 Please stahp.

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Sorry.

2747992 dave grohl pls

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I'm learning to flap again.