What shall be our "game plan" to combat this ever-growing scourge?

2415344 No tank shells or giant drills? I figured those could get our words into people's skulls easily.

2415336 We kill them by stoning them with peaches. If that doesn't work, them we'll suffocate them by stuffing peaches down their throats!

2415359 Peaches won't work. It'll only fuel them to write more peach-related stories while using the word "like" incorrectly.
2415367 Alrighty. You'll be the head of pillow-related operations, General Paladin.

Although seriously, would we just want to spread the word and be ultra-cautious of people using the word in a way other than the intended manner?

2415336
We need to utilize our strengths.
Logic. If we do that, they can't beat us, cause logic > use of like in an incorrect term.

2415481 Intuition rules over all. Without it, we are mindless animals who are willing to "go with the flow" no matter what.
We shall destroy them with our grammatical superiority.

After we're well rested, of course.

2415497
Of course, can't stage a coo without sleep.

2415506 I believe you mean "coup", my friend.

I shall finish up my duties as an accidental arguer before I dream of my fellow Grammar Nazis. I bid thee farewell, good sir.

2415524
Sorry for the spelling mistake...
But I have dishonored myself greatly [cuts self into salad].

2415561 Hasta la vista.

2421993 Drills make the world go Swiss Cheese.