Listen up, soldiers!

You have just signed up for one of the most dangerous assignments there is: to fight the alot. We're fighting fire with fire here, men! We tell 'em their bein' stalked by a great big furry fictional animal, and maybe they'll cave under! We gotta make it seem real, men!

Tactics:
-Identify the target
-Post the following comment: You are being stalked by an Alot! img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/S8TRIo4br3I/AAAAAAAACv4/Zh7_GcMlRKo/s400/ALOT.png[/img Fix it and it will leave! -Guild of the Alot
-Be sure to re-add the brackets!
-Post the story in the 'Wall of Shame' - Stalked! folder
-Wait for them to give in, and see if they do!
-If they do, post another comment: The Alot has left! We take our leave! -Guild of the Alot
-If they don't give in in one month, and their story has more than 15 uses of the word alot, then post something up on the forum, and an admin will evaluate it and, if worthy, place it in the "HALL OF SHAME!"

Alright men! We know what to do!

Questions?

No?

Man, you're quiet.

Get out there, and let's slay some ALOTS!!!
-Gardian20( Master Alot )