So... if anyone still has something to post and doesn't want to do that in the original one, you can do it here. A thread with hopefully at least 50 % less off-topic and no derailments!

2911385 *gets killed by a passing train*

2917116 *bomb in wallet gets my revenge for me*

2917501 So much for this not being an off-topic thread... oh well, have fun with it, I guess.