3922181 You're banned because "Discord, I'm howling at the moon and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon" and you joined me and Twilight

3922212

You're banned because what? I don't get it.

-Sparkie

3925464 It's a line from the song Discord. I was implying you were sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon. You're banned for not hearing that song.

3925492

You're banned because this has been a weird vacation.

-Sparkie

3928548 Everyone in my house is either sick of getting over being sick, besides me. You're banned for laughing when I walked out of the library and slipped on the ice dropping all the books I had.

3928593

You're banned because happy January!

-Sparkie

3933958 You're banned for not replying for almost 2 days. And Happy New Year.

3933962

You're banned because I meant to reply sooner.

-Sparkie

3936349 It's ok. I am dealing with my cousins two kids while she gives birth today. One is three and the other is 7 or 8. You're banned for trying to eat all the fudge Pinkie made for New Years. She still had a lot.

3936362

Congratulations to your cousin! You're banned because we should change out of our Christmas avatars soon.

-Sparkie

3939325 I am changing it next Tuesday. Or later today if I can find a new one. You're banned for telling Scootaloo Rumble has a crush on her. Rumble likes Twist.

3939387

You're banned because Twist said Rumble liked Scoots, and asked her to tell her for him, but that would be too awkward so could I.

-Sparkie

3942166 Alright. You're banned for sending Parasprites after a Manticore.

3942218

You're banned because I couldn't send Parasprites anywhere if I tried.

-Sparkie

3945788 You're banned for convincing the Crusaders they could be DJs with me and Vinyl. They blew up a speaker and not intentionaly like Vinyl does testing out new songs.

3945882

You're banned because they gave me big puppy-dog eyes.

-Sparkie

3948445 It is hard to resist the eyes. You're banned for unleashing mass chaos with Discord using a light bulb, a hammer and a jar of peanut butter.

3948555

You're banned because it was actually my sister who provided him with the exploding lightbulb, not me.

-Sparkie

3951179 You're banned for convincing Applejack to have a hard cider drinking contest with me, Dashie, and Time Turner. Me and Rainbow Dash woke up on the roof of CIty Hall and Time Turner was found in Colgates office wearing a dress.

3951421

Banned for giving me post 1,000!

-Sparkie

3954164

Banned because 1000 posts is a good thing!

-Sparkie

3954322 3954479 First off Sparkie, you're banned for unleashing a swarm of rabbits on the town. Sunny, you're banned for still having a Hearth's Warming avatar.

3954479

Banned because I always notice these things, but I don't tell anyone, because I don't want to be rude.

3954815

It was Angel who did it, not me. You're banned because I still have a Hearth's Warming avatar, as well.

-Sparkie

3956494 You're banned because Hey! What cha doin Jase? Vinyl? How did you get here? I'm just looking for some fun. Well why don't you try asking Octavia if you could make some classical dubstep? Oh ya, Sparkie you're banned for not having a pony annoy you while you play this game. Sure thing Jase. See ya Sparkie.

3956510

You're banned by me, on behalf of Sparkie - I'm Twilight Sparkle from a different universe than you come from.

Sincerely,
Twilight Sparkle and Sparkie

3959729 You're banned for opening a portal to another universe and risking the lives of others. You never know what come out. Celestia put a ban on those spells, not even she can go against it.

3959763

You're banned because technically, you and I are from alternate universes of Equestria, remember? We just came together into one. You can bring your friends, and I can bring mine. It's actually pretty much the same, only you're not in mine and I'm not in yours.

-Sparkie

3959880 Good point. 5 points for that. You're banned for switching my shampoo with blue hair dye. My hair looked like Shining Armor's with a white stripe in it.

3960614

You're banned because that was almost a year ago - on April Fool's Day!

-Sparkie

3962810 You're banned because that was the time you used black dye to make me look like I had skunk hair. I'm talking about what happened December 14.

3963078

You're banned because it wasn't me. I'm too much of a goodie two-shoes to prank people, and I only did it on April Fool's Day with a lot of prodding.

-Sparkie

3966869 OK. I believe you. You're banned for hitting me with crystal orbs while we were trying to create a crystalised rainbow for Princess Celestia. It was going to be a birthday gift and we were late.

3967505 We were late because I had to get checked for a head injury and the rainbow was a little heavy. You're banned for drinking too much cider on New Years.

3970030 You're banned for dumping paint on me and Sparkie when we painted city hall.

3970824

You're banned because I haven't been on FIMFiction in five days.

-Sparkie

3985154 the cooling fan in my laptop is dead so I have to be fast on it since it over heats. You're banned for being gone for so long.

3985157

You're banned because that's the longest I've ever been gone.

-Sparkie

3985171 You're banned because you were missed.