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Banned for not being a fan of Sabaton!

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Banned because I've never heard of Sabaton!

-Sparkie

3816768

Banned for not hearing of it!

In all seriousness, though, listen to the song. It's an awesome tribute to the bands that inspired Sabaton.

3816776

You're banned because I can't listen to music right now!

3816792

Banned because you should listen to it when you get home!

3816879

Banned because I am home!

-Sparkie

3816904

Banned because Lel.

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Banned because

-Sparkie

3816977

Banned because SPEHSS!

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Banned because gbjertvcrevytesv

-Sparkie

3816416 You're banned for not helping Bon-bon in her store like she asked you to. I showed up to help.

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3817028

Banned because I say so!

3817028

Sorry, I didn't hear her ask. I must have been reading.

Banned because Shadow of the Night is annoying!

-Sparkie

3817148 You got that right. Hey Shadow, If you're reading this you do know that this game is optional right? SP55 (AKA Sparkie) you're banned for not coming outside to make Ponyville's largest snowpony with Me, the girls, the Crusaders, Spike, and Ditzy.

3817251

You're banned because I was helping Celestia, Luna, and Cadance create a royal snowmare!

-Sparkie

3817267 But I saw you in the library right before we started. Unless they teleported you strait to Canterlot. You're banned for putting a spell on Trixie to make her inconvenient to Twilight. (Try the link. It leads to a funny tumblr)

3817304

You're banned because they did teleport me, and because I will follow the link ASAP!

-Sparkie

3817394 You're banned for scaring the hay out of me with Marksaline the Necromorph Queen, Flufflepuffs sister.

3817689

You're banned because that's not very scary.

-Sparkie

3817863 It was the first time I met her. She is nice afterall. Chryssie taught me to understand her. You're banned for slapping me with a fish when I asked if you could feed Mr. Bear while I fed the other animals with Fluttershy.

3817881

You're banned because I was trying to give the fish to the bear, but fish are slippery!

-Sparkie

3819795 You're banned because it caused me to spill the food on Angel and the chickens attacked him to get it.

3819850

You're banned because Mr. Bear then jumped on top of me to get the fish.

-Sparkie

3820041 You're banned because he wanted a hug from you too. Also have you read "I'll Always be Here for You" by The Abyss? It's a good read.

3820093

Banned because I need to poop!

3820093

You're banned because I haven't read it (yet)!

-Sparkie

3820110 You're banned for giving the Crusaders the idea to get their cutie marks as bull riders.

3820181

You're banned because it was a bull who gave them the idea.

-Sparkie

3820205 You're banned because you forgot to tell Applebloom to remove her red bow before meeting the bull.

3820358

You're banned because I didn't realize she needed to!

-Sparkie

3820360 Bulls chase the color red. At least she didn't get hurt. You're banned for trying to send me to the moon. I missed my Date with Twilight. All I saw was Woona in a paper hat.

3820420 I would never make my marefriend unhappy. Or are you talking about Sparkie? You're banned because I don't know which you are talking about.

3820370

You're banned because I sent you there to show you Woona!

-Sparkie

3820722 You're banned because Luna was the one who saved me from the moon and somehow met Woona.

3821207

You're banned because that's confusing.

-Sparkie

3821236 You're banned for sending a herd of colts and fillies after me to try to get their Hog-tie cutie marks. It was a disaster. They only caught me because Sweetie threw Silver Spoon at me.

3821477

You're banned because I did no such thing.

-Sparkie

3823381 Well some pony did and when I asked they all said you. You're banned for eating too much cake at that Birthday party last week.

3823614

You're banned because I got a stomach ache from it.

-Sparkie

3823727 I bet you did. You're banned because you didn't listen to me and now you're sick.

3823774

You're banned because I'm not sick anymore.

-Sparkie

3824002 You're banned for standing up Fancypants at the Wonderbolt Derby. Rarity had to appologise multiple times so he wouldn't be mad at you.

3824200

You're banned because he was being rude to me, and it turned out he was a changeling.

-Sparkie

3824209 Of course he was a changeling. Fancypants caught Unifluenza and asked me to have Chryssie use a changeling to represent him for that event. Not sure why he was rude, it was Buggy and you get along well with each other. You're banned for spreading the rumor that I was secretly an Alicorn.

3824227

You're banned because Pinkie Pie proved to me it was true.

-Sparkie

3824230 How in Celestia's name did she do that? I am a unicorn, do you see any wings? Sure my history is known to a few at the moment, (Twilight, Spike, Scootaloo, and Meca Bass but they are sworn by magical oath not to reveal it yet) but I. Am not. An Alicorn. You're banned for thinking that. (Unless you are in the twixie-answers.tumbler verse where Alicorns are common but not Royalty.) But I am still not one.

3824284

You're banned because Pinkie Pie did a bunch of stuff that she made me Pinkie Promise not to tell anyone.

-Sparkie

3825631 You're banned for making a Pinkie Promise that seems fishy.

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You're banned because when Pinkie asks you to make a Pinkie Promise, you do it.

-Sparkie

3828630 You can answer this without breaking the promise. Does it involve alicorns? You're banned if you don't answer.