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I start this off calling LoganD
Bout to whup ass like it's BF3
Little boy steps up, chest puffed out
Gets blown off his feet cuz he had to pout
I can't stand a little worm
So you're about to squirm
Bitch step back cuz my raps are firm.
1689909 Attention please... This boi loves to be on his knees
He takes shots to the face like botox injections
Sucked his whole family off at his own intervention
Salty and sweet he'll suck on your meat
Get hard watching ponies
Playin with his homies
Can't get any girls
So he swallows till he hurls.
To quote some friends of mine:
Go Twilight, go-go go Twilight!
That is all. Equestria is ours.
1690099
Damn you auto correct! #fixed
You are always say you so great... and soe sexi... und soe hawt..... un su
*kissy kissy*
That is all. Equestria is ours.
1690080 Oh wait what was that, 24, uk, oh that's so sad.
An education there is a second grade fair
We are the biggest, the baddest, and of all the phattest
Our raps will rape, but we'll stop for your ear drums sake
The bass begins kickin and I begin an ass whuppin
I'll treat you like a second grader, or I'll fuck you up like Muhammad, later.
1690077 Hush up or get in boy this is about to get heavy
I'll leave you broken like the New Orleans levee
Katrina came and fucked it all up, but I'm about to school you like a bullpup
It's all the same, a tragedy of one that came
Lost to the stronger force, but couldn't even think to be flawed to the source
I'm tired of your shit, so go and hit yourself with a brick
I'll watch and record, and laugh like I'm Discord.
1690159
1690099
You crossed the line... Imma leave before this gets ugly... BI!
That is all. Equestria is ours.
1690172 Yep that's what I've told people for the last year or so...
1690177 My master are you sure you're not asking Big Mac to go faster?
I'd rather my head in the plaster than covered in a cumtastaic disaster
I'll fuck you up even if by luck
You need to learn you're just a hiccup
So keep making raps, and keep sucking sacks
I'll take you to the gay bar, We know you'll go far
Stygian the great, it's time to face a permanent fate
So just take this as course as I preach the worst
You'll be taking it hard, cuz this is the longest yard.
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1690271
So, lil bitch, ya think you can rhyme?
Bitch I'm here and now it's my time.
I learned from Eminem, the best fucking rapper,
Your raps are like shit when you're taking a crap, er,
(oh, yeah) I don't really give a fuck what you think,
I'm the fucking best and the rest y'all stink
I hope you know that I'm fucking insane,
I had an accident, I'm fucked up in the brain,
And you never, ever, take on a nut,
If you do that, bitch, you're gonna get cut
I don't give a fuck if you're gay or straight,
Fuck you all, I give you all my hate
Homie, you think you can bring on my doom,
Take me on, you'll wake tied up in my room,
Or better yet, in the basement with Pinkie
If she wasnt gonna kill you, it'd probably be kinky
And fuck I can say without a damn regret,
Because I only cuss to make your parents upset,
I admit it, I'm a pretty fucking ass disgrace,
Put a Parental Advisory sticker on my face,
And warn them all that I'm coming to their towns,
To fuck them all up like I did to you clowns,
And bitch I'm back to kick your ass,
And cut you up with shards of glass,
Bitch, I'm back, it's my turn to shine,
Yeah, I'm fucking here to take what's mine!
So I dare you motherfuckers to answer me this,
Do you dare reply to my diss?
1690704
Look at the lyrics again, foolish boy
1690704
And now, if you got shit to say, don't say it, spit it in a rhyme!
1690271 Well I'll be honest that is kinda cool
You think you rap propper, nah your just a showstopper
So you swing both ways good, so you won't mind if I bring my friends from the hood
They'll drop your drawers and treat you like one of their low grade whores
You won't get pleasure or paid, but you will get something to make your ass ache
1691212
You thought I was going to let you off that easy?
Your rap is so lame it makes me queasy
You fucking homie,
You must be real fucking lonely,
To try and get someone like me into your bed,
You even try that, bitch, you're fucking dead,
And bitch, you thought your rap had violence?
Bitch please, I'll rip off your fucking eyelids
I'll shove a knife right up your ass,
While I make you eat glass,
And you puke up blood onto the grass,
Of your front yard,
You think you can beat me, you're a fucking retard.
I listen to Eminem, and Kid Rock, too,
I learned from the best, bitch, I'll beat you,
I'll shove a Molotov right up your dumb ass,
I'll take a match, and light that gas,
You burn here just like you'll burn in hell,
Because that's where you're going- oh, well!
You just can't cap with the master, you faggot,
I'll beat your ass and make you feel like a maggot,
I'll shove a poker right through your gut,
And force it down, till it comes out of your butt,
Don't you get it bitch, you can't fuck with me,
Get me a sticker that says Parental Advisory,
And put it right here, homie, I know you want to touch me,
To feel me all over, little fag, don't you see?
You can't fuck with me, literally, stay to yourself,
You keep trying to mess with me, that's not good for your health!
1690957 You admire Discord god of Chaos, well this is about to get way off
Your a punk little bitch that has an odd ass ship
I'll school you in rapping, all these bitches start clapping
I get on the stage and take the mic while all you little fucker just find some dust to bite
I'm tired of your insolence, it's about to get extremely intense
Two best friends at each others throats... I'm going to dump your ass, but don't worry shit floats
1690980 That's a low shot.....
1690471 Mudraynebow more like cumstainedho
I'll school you in the art of rap and choke you like you do your chicken when you fap
Come against me man that's a mistake, I'll show you just what it means to defy fate
Your grammar is terrible, I've seen more work in a second grade festival
Just like your skill, you suck for the thrill
Take that shit down your throat and watch your face contort
Fuck all you homies cuz you're just a few bitch ass bronies
You wanna say anymore, I've done treated you like a low grade whore.
1694701
Yeah, I'm stained, but that's not cum,
That's blood from when I shot them with a gun,
And I'll teach you something, I'll teach you how to die,
Just come on and lick this, bitch, to get high,
I won't "cum" at you, I'll piss on you, you're lower than me,
I've honestly seen better clean shit on the TV,
You say my grammar's terrible, translate this shit:
"Suck my fucking dick, faggot", you happy a bit?
I'll cut off your balls and make you eat them for dinner,
Besides that, lose some weight, fatass, you need to get thinner.
I don't fucking deny fate,
I give out hate,
My favorite color is red,
Like the blood of the dead,
The color of a fag when I bash in their head,
Yes, I'm skilled, but not at sucking dick,
That's YOUR talent, homie, now go fucking use it!
I've said enough for now, oh, yes, wait, but-
I'm never gonna give up, remember that, slut!
1695709 You wanna use a gun little bitch, get ready cuz I'm coming hard with a 5.56
That's a M4 for you information
Sure you didn't know their for you eradication
I'm going to put a .338 between your shoulder blades
Snap that bitch little spine of your like a weak little pine
Also you call me fat, but I only weigh 114 if that
I'm a skinny prick with a massive ass dick
Your girlfriend would know... oh wait forgot your right hand makes it snow
I've got bitches for miles and you have corpses in piles
The ladies love me I'm a hotty, but you sit back and fuck a dead body
I don't need to have fuck, shit, cunt, bitch in my lines
Because everyone know my raps a divine
1696507
1697750
So you've got a gun, I got a .50 caliber mag,
And I'd love to put a bullet through the head of a fag.
Brains going flying out the back of your head,
Blood everywhere, BANG, you both are dead.
Think my spine is weak, how bout your skull?
We'll see how that stands when the trigger I pull.
And if you're such a damn skinny prick,
How the fuck will you beat me? You make me sick.
Have you ever seen the music vid for 3 A.M.?
I'm a crazy ass psycho just like Eminem
I use my right hand to snap necks,
You use your right hand to give yourself sex
And you don't have to cuss in your raps, I do,
So fuck them all and fuck you, too!
I don't fuck dead people but I bet you would,
You wouldn't get a single bitch even if you could,
Because you're a faggot ass bitch old fucking homie,
You pretend to be straight but you're just a phony,
And everybody knows this, yes it's true,
I fucked you up bitch, I fucking beat you!
And Stygian, I'm out of my league, you say?
How come I'm the only one here who's not gay?
You try to suck this, I'll shoot off your dick,
Because you're just a fucking faggot, little prick
I don't eat cum but I do drink blood,
And when I'm finished with you, there'll be a crimson flood,
And I haven't shed a single tear,
Because I know that I am what you fear,
My rhymes count because yours all suck,
But say shit about mine, I don't give a fuck,
Because we both know my rhymes are the best,
I'm ready to keep going, I'm not gonna rest,
And here I come, you better run for cover,
Just give up and run back to your homie lover!
Serious Warning: 3 A.M. music vid contains a lot of blood and gore
1698662
Fag, gay, homie, fuck them all, like you,
You'll get your ass kicked, I can't wait till you do!
And if you think my words are tame,
At least they're not like yours which are lame!
I may get myself killed someday,
But now is the time to make you pay,
Fucking faggot, I don't listen to gays,
Go suck a dick,
You little fucking prick,
And I'll keep this rhyme short because you asked me too,
I'm still kicking ass, and I'm beating you!
Hello everyone,
I'm here to say,
It may be tons of fun
But you're not here to stay
I'll beat you up
Is that enough
Reason to say that
I'm
The
Best!
1698968
I don't give a fuck what you think, fag,
You take on me, I'll toss you in a bag,
I've stolen words once before, maybe twice,
So what? I'm not known for playing nice,
If you stole my words, I'd never call you out on it,
This just goes to show you're a stupid shit,
Now you take your money and buy a dictionary,
And why don't you shave, faggot, you're kind of hairy,
You don't give shit about yourself or rhymes,
And I've told you this too many fucking times,
But bitch, you have a bad mental disease,
Assume the position and get back down on your knees.
1699056
Are those really your best rhymes?
I can write a better rap then that in just two lines!
1699279
No, I just hadn't had much time.
1698324 I'm too tired to rap so I'm sorry, but after catching quite the amount of fish standing up my back hurts... Sorry I'll get back to schooling you later
1701997
Nate Dogg, from Till I Collapse:
Awww, too tired? I'll have you know, I was spittin' at three in the morning and I was tired as hell, but that didn't stop me
1702047 Dude try standing in a boat since 11 o'clock in the morning till about 45 minutes ago. Not sitting just standing and reeling fish in. It was insane when it started raining.
1703601 the admin thing.
1702146
We gonna finish this or what?
3593532 We've almost been at this for a year...
3607800
Oh my god... You're actually back.
And yeah, you thought I was just gonna give up?
3607810 Been how long? If you want the story to my disappearance then PM me.
3607828
Well, I just checked a couple of days ago, and it said 25 weeks... But I am so glad you're back. Thought you were gone for good.
3607837 Hahahaha. I never leave a good thing behind. It's just been living transitions.
3607848
Well, I'm glad you're back!
Also, I've learned how to rhyme words better too.
3609199 Good might be a little more competition. I've gotten more poetic.
1703546
Oh, look who's back, after almost a year,
You beat me once, but never again, you hear?
One foot tall in the past, but I'm grown up now,
This little rat's about to sink his teeth in to chow
Are you scared now? I can beat you, son
And I Won't Back Down now until I've won
Lyrical gun, taking out rappers, making them run
I'll target you 'till you're done, this is gonna be fun
In the past, perhaps I'd be laughed off the stage
But if I rapped now, I could make the EqD page
A good style now, with it, you I will fry
And, finally tall enough, I look you in the eye
3613031
Sounds fun. So, want to continue this after almost a year's pause?
3613435
Yes. Yes I am. I just thought maybe it'd be fun to start this again.
3613082>>3613031
I'll join in on this again.
Hey there, losers! My avatar may be cute,
But that doesn't mean I won't give you the boot!
You think you're the best, but there is no way that's true,
Because me and my puppy, we will beat you!
I may have been weak, but this time I will rap,
A rap that won't bore you, take you straight to a nap!
So put on your sunglasses, and your bling and your cap,
'Cause this time I'll beat you, with a rap and a snap!
I may have been young, I may have lost then,
But now I will beat you, again and again!
Don't underestimate me, I'll go straight to the top,
Guess what? I arrest you, signed the Awesome Rap Cop!
3613772
Who the hell you calling loser? You can't beat me
And your avatar's not cute, it's ugly as can be
I don't think I'm the best, I know I'm the best, boy,
And I'll break you easily, just like a new Christmas toy
Your raps don't bore? Then why do I feel like sleeping?
I'll rap until you're broken down, weak and weeping
You can't even beat me yourself, you said so yourself, clown
You said you need your puppy's help, so sit the fuck down!
3613563
I'm awaiting your reply.
3614924
You insult a dog? How bad can you be?
What? You think I need help from a little puppy?
He can't even talk, he could he help me?
And why does it matter, if my dog's cute or ugly?
You think I'm weak, you're sadly mistakin',
Cause first prize is mine, and that I'm not fakin'.
I don't break easy at all, no matter my age.
And by the end of this game, you'll be stuck in a cage.
And you think I'm a boy? You're such a big fool.
I'm a twelve-year-old female. And guess what? Girls rule!
You resort to a cuss, and your rhymes don't make sense.
Not all new toys break, you seem pretty dense.
3615079
You thought I meant your dog? I was talking about you.
And if I sucked like you, I'd need some help, too!
I resort to cussing? Funny, I only used one
But if I need to use more, then that can be done!
You say girls rule? I actually agree with you
You see, boy, you're talking to a girl, too
You're just another dog who doesn't know how to rap
Now go learn to rhyme words, you sound like crap!
3613772
3615169 Y'all go at this. I'm in a tipsy because of a girl.
3615169
I may have never rapped before, but I do write poetry,
And guess what? My raps rhyme to me.
And if you agree with me that girls rule,
You're gonna make yourself sound like a fool.
You see, you are saying that I rule, too.
I say that I rule, but I don't say it about you!
You seemed to change your mind, said my dog was ugly,
But in your second rap you changed it to me.
You can't even see me, so how would you know?
You cussed at a kid - you should feel pretty low!
3616774
Listen here, I cuss at whoever I want,
And believe me, I know I can be a cunt
I can tell you don't rap if you hate a little swearing
And I don't feel low at all, I never started caring
And what's the difference between your dog and you?
You both look and act the same, I hope you knew!
I rule, you don't, I'm a better girl,
You're just a brat that makes me wanna hurl
And yes, you do rhyme words, but you don't do it well,
Just please learn how to rap, yours suck like hell
Learn the flow, you need help, you know,
I'm way up high. You're way down low!