Oh man, I am such a genius! I'm sure you all remember that alicorn potion right? And i'm sure you all know about titan, that monster making thing right? Well i tested the alicorn potion on a gang member and then gave him a little dose if titan. Guess what happened? He became an Alicorn monster! So, who wants to be an alicorn monster?

1215620 ME ME ME ME ME!

Aww, comment deleted.

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Mmmm...... Nah.

1215631 Just drink this.

And let me give you a dose of this,

1215649 Okay! *Drinks the potiony thingy*

1215654 "You become an alicorn"
"Gives you needle injection"
So tell me, how are you feeling?

1215662 Feeling fine, right now.

1215665 Oh look, you are already growing! And your spine is popping out a bit!

1215673 Okay then, is this gonna hur- OH GOD, MY SPINE!

1215683 And your eyes appear to be getting green. Oh boy i can hardly wait!

Aw man, I think he's dead Boss.

Can I eat the body?

Sure Larry.

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Have you ever had a mind parasite?

They eat off all your guts and cling to your brain!

That was horrifying

Luckily, my one didn't take full control! larry is not a mind parasite! what in hell's bell's ball's is larry?

Can I pet larry? you shall let me pet larry! Once I enslave humanity and all that other shit, I might take you under my wing to become a moustache/top hat scientist

... If you let me pet larry

(Oh my god, I'm destroying brain cells. I'm being evil! WOOP)