2080701
*The vortex of green flames get's up, and looms over you*
(this isn't over yet!)

2080717 (America: takes ideas and improves them by a factor of....epic)

2080717

( cheers mate its a pretty fine country...when the torries aint in power dam bastards reduced our army to 80,000 men )

2080727
(I like england better. People weren't assholes, and the food wasn't made of greese.)

2080727 (we have a President that decides medicare is best done by the government in a socialist style, and the damn Obamacare website dose not even work because a Canadian company that is known for failures was hired ) (not to mention the attempts to limit guns LOL)

2080630 "Sorry Lolk here decided to open enough jars of blood to crumble my resistance to keep my self in check."

2080735

(yeah but sometimes where i live its so easy to do a david attenborugh on different types of society just by going to the park eg, and here we see the harmless and very native collage student (ie me :P woo collage sucks) a very calm and peaceful species at times and here comes the CHAV a very aggresive predator known to smoke weed a binge drink*

2080768
(Still, once we got used to the cold, and realized that the trains open from the outside handle, things were good.)

2080766
*The vortex seems to turn to you*

2080782 "What the hell now?"

2080766

just as long as you keep those fucking canines away from me

2080735

and you *i point at lolk* GET THIS FUCKING PURPLE ROCK OFF MY LEGS NOW

2080786>>2080787
*Flaming tendrils pick you both up*

2080794

LOLK WHAT THE FUCK! IM GETTING REALLY PISSED OFF NOW!

2080787 "As long as you dont start taunting me with a meal then I will be fine, resisting something like that is my weakest ability, but hey, i'm only three hundred my mother was three thousand and my father,....*I try to suppress tears.*

2080794 *I ignore them.*

2080802

dont worry about it just now....now we want to try and take this mother fucker down *i point to>>2080794 and the tendrils*

2080801
*the tendrils begin to shapechange you.*

2080813

what in the name of god are you doing you batshit crazy asshole...when i get down from here your in fucking trouble!

2080818
*You are transformed into a koi fish*
(Toby day reference anyone? No? Just me?......alright)

2080813 *I just think about my parents and what happened to my father during one of my first hunts.*

2080822>>2080802

*i flop about on the floor*

(why coz im a fish what else do they do outta water im not a freaking goldeen and no i dont get that reference)

2080839
(Am I an evil bastard?! AM I?! Yes, yes I am!)

2080827

*somehow i manage to speak* shadow could you kinda help me ya know whole bein a fish thing just dosent quiet cut it with me ya know

2080854 *that interrupts my thoughts, and I look at him seeing the fish,) "Sorry can't really help you nor are there any wizards to reverse your curse but it is a temporary one as it seems, I also can't attempt to reverse it as i did not get a chance to learn blood magic, very well except for what little my father taught me hell i'm only a Novice vampire."

2080851>>2080827

fine then i'l just have to try reasoning with mad hatter over here. OI CRAZY BASTARD turn me back now!

2080892
*He begins dancing instead*
(You call him crazy bastard? Okay, now he is one.)

2080904>>2080887

For fucks sake lolk im going to beat the shit into you when i turn back

2080914
*Lolk slowly begins to change back to normal. Very slowly.*

2080923

how much longer is this gonna take. i swear if i cant use a gun or a set of turntables again you'l be in for it

2080928
*Lolk and [insert character name here] turn back to normal*

2080932

*i walk over to my high power on the floor flick the safety on and place it in my thigh holster* dont do that again

2080944 *I catch myself and look at Lolk and Blade (Blade was it?)* "My nature stays between us, I don't need the NLR and SE wanting me dead." *i lift the bandanna back onto its position on my face.*

2080969

i didnt see nothing okay....i aint just about to let my mate get head hunted (yeah its Blade or jason blade =callsign jason = real name)

2080981 "Thanks, I have had to kill head hunters and avoid witch hunts that killed wizards good and bad along with normal humans even a vampire or two, since before the Americas were colonized my family moved to New England to get away from a lot of them and a war."

2080988

how old are you *i saw whilst picking bits of my equipment up*

2080992 "Three hundred."

2080992 2080932

Note vampire age scale and name for that age group: (years since conversion for vampire converts)
1-100 = Fledgling
101-500= Novice
501-1000= Apprentice
1001-1500 =Adept
1501-2000 = Hunter
2001-5000 = Master
5001+ =Elder

2081043

*i whistle a long high note* no broken hips yet then old timer *i strap on my airborne helmet*

2081068 *I laugh.* "I'm considered young among Vampires my mother is two thousand my father was four thousand-six hundred-seven."

2081085

Sweet mother of god how old do you lot live too? *slide my osprey vest over my helmet and i begin adjusting it*

2081141 "Vampires are immortal, as long as they don't get killed."

2081162

so your saying you can live forever but say something fatal like a shot or stake to the heart would kill ya outright? *i pick up my L85 and slam a clip into the mag well and i pull back on the bolt whislt glancing inside*

2081176 "Yea also the cross, and bible, and holy water, and garlic can not kill a vampire that was spread to keep an illusion, the only truth to they myth is the drinking blood, and for all except for a few vampires is the direct sunlight. Something about it harms vampires, it still is not yet known, I believe it is due to our connection to the darkness and shadows, many Vampire scholars still look for the reason and are getting closer."

2081220

huh cool lucky you joimed the NLR then *i release the bolt and press the safety switch in* now if you'l excuse me...i got late night patrols again....beautiful time just..tiring

(my cue to exit left i'l see you sometime later shadow)

2081234 "Cya."

*finishes dragging a knocked out Saphire into back fires office* here have a present *zephyr said to him self before he left the room and locked the door*