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1941453

I throw you into a target, messing up the EMP.

"You are inferior and useless!"

1941454

It just gets stopped by the energy field. I swiftly turn and say, "You are inferior and a fool!"

I leave.

1941456


hey romeo and juilet i thought you guys were supposed to love each other now keep it down would ya....we got a superior species to annoy

Shadow-Dancer
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1941432 "Oh sorry I thought you said something else, the unit I was with before this is top secret, I."

1941479

*i wave a hoof at him* if you dont want to talk about fine by me *i lean down to him* just between you and me those RPG's scare the fuck outta me

Shadow-Dancer
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1941437 *I walk up to the Dalek and examine it.*

1941474 *crawls to you* "Ain't that a kick to the fucking head"
1941464 *Makes a magical Fuck you sign appear in front of your face [uh sensors]
1941439 that bastard
oh i know!"

1941491

"You are interested in my superior design? Well, it is not for you!"

1941493

I shoot it out of the air.

"One more time, and I will come back here with an army!"

1941494


*i lean agaisnt it* bet its hollow *i tap its side* yup hollow as a fucking spent round

Shadow-Dancer
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1941494 "No, I am marveled at how heavy you design the armor. There are much lighter and stronger thing you could have used."

1941501

You are set on fire.

(No, I'm not joking- Touch a Dalek, you combust.)

1941497>>1941489>>1941491 "OKAY!" *appears in front of you with an RPG "Good bye Mr. Squid Can
*somehow fires Rpg multiple times

1941508

I dodge it easily, and shoot the weapon out of your hand.

"One more fuck up and I will exterminate you!"

1941506>>1941508

FUCK ME! *i drop and roll out the flames and as i stand up i get blasted by by schrods barrage of RPG's*

Shadow-Dancer
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1941508 "They will melt at a temperature of a hyper focused laser like that of their weapons."

1941520

I put my sucker arm to your face.

"Do you want a superior ally and his army to turn against you?"

Shadow-Dancer
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1941516 "well anyway see you later.*

1941520>>1941516>>1941519 *Looks at the range* "Well shit.The range is destroyed.Okay let's get our stories straight the dalek did it." *walks up and slaps the dalek with a fireproof glove (or something)

1941526

*i slide infront of the dalek* hey piss off you tin can if you do anything to this guy you got me to deal with to

Shadow-Dancer
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1941526 *I turn around and ignore the egotistic alien.*

1941530>>1941529

"And if you kill me, over one-thousand Daleks, spacecraft included, will incinerate this outpost!"

1941529

dont worry....this range was only a range of the range *the fake range slides back revealing a new one*

1941536

fucking all high and mighty....just like the bloody SAS always taking our jobs as airborne

1941538 "Oh thank Luna it's alright"

1941546>>1941548

"And then you all will die!"

Shadow-Dancer
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1941536 "Once you learn to chill out or get rid of your over sized ego that causes the doctor to defeat your race come back."

1941563

"You are still inferior!" I shout, ignoring your statement.

Shadow-Dancer
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1941560 "Then you will attract The Doctor here."

1941560

just piss off....fucking selfish bastards *i mumble some thing about the daleks*

1941574>>1941573

I turn to 1941574.

"SAY THAT AGAIN!"

1941578

Maybe i fucking will if you show your proper self *i shout at the periscope like device at the top before pulling back and aiming my M9 at it*

1941583

The energy field is still up as I glide over to you, grab your weapon, and throw it away.

"Hmph. An inferior weapon, just as I expected!"

1941591

come on then you tin caned bastard open up i know there's something inside there! *i start to circle the dalek*

1941599

I ignore you entirely as I begin to move away.

1941602

just like i thought cowards till the end.

*i look back to schrod* still up for the sparring?1941546

Shadow-Dancer
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1941578 *I just continue to fire my M40A5* at material that resembles the lens the bullet stopping halfway. I then grab a M107A1 and fire, the .50 BMG round easily tears through the material.*

1941624

(Coughcoughcontradictioncoughcough)

The bullets are simply absorbed by the shield, and having had enough, I shoot you, the laser killing you insantly.

1941608

"I AM NOT A COWARD! I have simply had enough!"

1941638

*runs up to the body of shadow* Shit...its times like these i wish i had payed attention in first aid training

1941647

To your utmost surprise, the whole damn thing regenerates.

"I am a special type of Dalek." I say before wandering off.

Shadow-Dancer
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1941638 (I was not firing at you)

Shadow-Dancer
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1941647 (but what ever) *I start coughing weakly.*

1941662

I shoot you again, ensuring your demise.

(P.S.: Dalek lasers kill practically anything instantly.)

Shadow-Dancer
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1941668 (practically is the big word)

1941668

fucks sake bastards!

*i perform CPR on shadow* come on buddy hold on in there

1941662

(replied to the wrong one)

Shadow-Dancer
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1941679 (what ever it does not matter)

1941687

come on come on FUCKS SAKE WORK *i continue CPR on shadow*

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