859599 ... Well... Dark Isn' it?

Yeah, uhm... We weakened it!

859655 remember when I said to help these guys?

Yeah, well now you shouldn't

Too obvious?

859665 okay

859665>>859670
*Teleports back*
"Okay, I'm ba- Hello?" *looks around.* "Huh. They're all gone."
*Pauses.*
"...Well. Guess that means I can level this place to the ground now..."
*types on console on his right foreleg.*
*pauses again.*
"That is, unless, someone says otherwise... Anyone?"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
"FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T COUNT!"
((Anyone?))

904675

Deadly plant and Poison Leaf *bro and sis*: wait!

904685
*Turns around.*
"Oh. Hello again. And who might you be...?"

904694

DP: I am Poison Leaf's sister

hmm... if we tell you this, will you promise to not tell anone?

904703
"...Perhaps."

904711

PL: she is my female counterpart from another dimension

904716
"...Really...?"
*Ponders that for a moment.*
*Shrugs.*
"Yeah, I can believe that. Does she have a female counterpart of 'Harry', too? How ya doin' Harry?"

904732

hariot!

DP: hariot, please!

PL: we have one simple question for you.

DP: heads...

PL: or tails?

904735
*All the quirkiness is seemingly drained from his body. He just stares.*
"Actually, I have a question for you first."
*Raises his right foreleg up to himself and hovers his left hoof over the console on it.*
"Why don't you want me to level this place to the ground...?"

904749

PL:... we need it!

DP: it has what we used... or what he used to bring me here

*music starts playing*

When I was seventeen
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for small town girls
And soft summer nights
We'd hide from the lights
On the village green
When I was seventeen

When I was twenty-one
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for city girls
Who lived up the stair
With all that perfumed hair
And it came undone
When I was twenty-one

When I was thirty-five
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for blue-blooded girls
Of independent means
We'd ride in limousines
Their chauffeurs would drive
When I was thirty-five

But now the days are short
I'm in the autumn of the year
And now I think of my life as vintage wine
From fine old kegs
From the brim to the dregs
It poured sweet and clear
It was a very good year

904754
"...What is that...?"

904759

brb

904759

DP: i think it might be a song

now, heads...

PL: or tails?

904807
*gives them both a suspicious look.*
*thinks for a moment...*

"...Both."

904830

*the coin flips and you watch it spinning and turning mid-air. following it towards the ground, you realise we're no longer there. the coin landed on neither heads or tails*

904838
*Looks around him.*
"Curious..."
*checks his console for any dimensional ruptures or magical teleportation residue...*

904847

Both: behind you!

PL:hmm... it usualy lands on heads...

DP: so far, it has never landed on tails

SCREEEEEEEEEECH

PL:hm. another one!

904853
"Ugh, not these jerks again. Just ignore him. What happens if it doesn't land on either side? Come to think of it... what happens when it lands on heads or tails?"
((btw, what do those creatures look like?))

904864

(scientists with bubbly skin)

PL: those scientists wheren't that bright

DP: except us

904875
*Eyes glow bright, creature starts to glow with a red aura (different from magic), and gets thrown up against a wall.*
(Interesting, considering he has no horn.)
"You didn't answer my question." *Turns to them.* "Why did you flip that coin, and what was it supposed to do?"

904864

PL: we decide

DP: but for now...

Both: would you like one of our rings?

904890
*Blinks.*
"...One of your what now...?"

904910

*start to get cheerful*

DP: rings!

PL: we won't know the answer until you pick one

904918
"What... What kind of rings...?"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
"Oh, SHUT UP!!"
*Aura glows brighter*
*Creature's neck snaps.*
*Aura dissipates, creature falls to the ground, dead.*

904931

PL: bird

DP: or cage?

904935
"..."
*Stares.*
"...Harold, Hariot, either of you guys know what the hell they're talking about...?"

904948

PL: the rings

DP: the cage?

PL: or the bird?

Both: look at the symbols!

904957
"What symbols?"

904977

Both: on the rings, pick one!

904984
"Rings...?"
*looks at the coin balanced on the floor.*
"Bird... cage... Heads... Tails..."
((What does the coin look like?))
"What rings?!"

905006

(one bit. face of luna as heads and celestia's body as tails)

Both: these rings

*shows two rings. one with a bird flying freely and one with a cage*

905027
*Looks at them. Then looks up at the two ponies.*
"Before I make my decision, I want you both to know that I will retaliate with full force if you do something I don't like. Still want me to choose?"

905053

Both: the decision is not ours to do something you do not like

so pick.

905099
"Alright..."

"...Bird."

905109

*everything goes black*

PL: good choice

DP: you are free to go

PL:... what the?

905127
"I thought so. To be honest, it was a pretty clear choice. Bird=freedom. Cage=imprisonment. Only an idiot would pick cage. Am I right?"
((did the blackness fade away? If so, where am I?))

905166

DB: that moron picked the cage.

PL: now he works for us.

Both: but... we shouldn't be here....

PL: oh god! it's the asylum!

905178 ((Can I see or not?))

905180

(yes)

PL: no, not here! anywhere but here!

905188 "Where are we?"
((No really. Where are we? What does this place look like? I need to picture it in my MIND, BRO!!))

905192

(a ruined asylum)

(mainly a corridor with tears of beds lying about

905213
*looks at them.*
"I thought you said I was free." *with an irritated voice.*

905222

PL: listen, all of us are trapped.

we need to find a way out.

905226
"Trapped?" *Laughs.* "Well, I'm not trapped. I can leave any time I want. But I guess if you guys didn't mean to take us here, I'll help you get out." *Looks away.*
"Conduit. Generate a map of the asylum and light up the fastest exit route."
"Acknowledged. Working..."

905222

ponies in straight jackets come out of their cell and start singing

A girl from the village, lost deep, deep in the woods,
Arrives at a mansion of the night, faded letter in hand...

She knocks on the ominous manor's damaged door;

Villager: "Is anybody there?"
Butler: "My, do you need some help?"
Doll Girl: "WEL-come..."
Doll Boy: "To our WON-drous mansion..."
Maid: "Let me serve you tea! ♪"

Everyone gathers, and the guest is "appraised";

Master: "A meeting such as this, you know, must be fate!"
Doll Twins: "Then we will party! Party!!"

"Let us welcome you!"

Doll Boy: "Hurry, hurrY!!"
Butler: "Pour the wine!"
Maid: "Be merry, be festive! ♪"
Lady: "Let us give a toast!"
Doll Girl: "Are you readY??"
Mistress: "Are we, indeed?"

"Then let us begin!"

You are the lead actress in this Crazy nighT, all dressed up with a glass of wine
Once you're just drunk enough, won't you enjoy yourself so?

Sing, dance, make merry, forget what's sweet and bitter
'Til the point of madness, enjoy a Happy☆nighT!

The night after the banquet, something seemed amiss
She went to sleep and awoke, but morning never even came...

Doll Girl: "Shall WE..."
Doll Boy: "Tell you a SE-cret...?"
Doll Twins: "Take a look at the clock... ☆"

The girl became scared, and fled into a secret room
And opening the heavy door, she found...
"JesuS! JesuS!!"
A pile of coffins...

Mistress: "Oh, dear..."
Master: "So you saw it..."
Doll Boy: "DangeR!! DangeR!!
Maid: "Don't be scared, please? ♪"
Doll Girl: "Where are you goinG??"
Butler: "Where, indeed?"

"Please, wait! ♥"

You are the lead actress in this Crazy nighT - is all according to script?
What, then, of tonight? What EndinG? It's all up to you, you know...

Search, look hard for a Happy endinG, but mess up the order, and it's all over ♡
Does the True enD lie in the coffins? Ah, is it another Bad∞End∞Night?

Villager: "What can I do to get back home?"
Master/Mistress: "Once the play is over..."
Butler/Maid: "Then you shall return..."
Villager: "The key to the Happy endinG..."
Villager: "Where has it ended up?"
Villager: "That coldly-glinting key..."

Villager: "...I fooound it."

I am the lead actress in this Crazy nighT, plunging a knife into your skulls
And once I'd swung it just enough... I began to enjoy myself so... ♥♡

Run! Run! Run for your life! Forget the play and the lines!
'Til the point of madness, break apart this Bad∞End∞Night...

You are the lead actress in this Crazy nighT; the cast and the stage are all gone
And with the story over, now, shall we all leave together?

Sing, dance, make merry, forget what's sweet and bitter
'Til the point of madness, enjoy a Bad∞End∞Night!

In the now-silent room, a shadow gave a round of applause
"A good show you put on tonight..." And it picked up the letter, weeping...

they run at us

905239

PL: this asylum is unknown, in limbo

DP: always changing