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855803 Burner|| hehe, burn baby, burn! Disco inferno!

855826>>855834 *EXPLOSION in the distance*
*Delta materializes in front of everyone*
"Sorry bout that, I was- who're you?"

856305 *i fly away*

*burner spontaneously combusts* (his way of teleportation)

856305>>855834 we leave you behind cuz one can teleport and the other has robotic god powers!

857043 *Blinks.* "What was that about? All I did was blow up another creature that was trying to sneak up on me."

857076 ... EXPLODING, FUCKING BUILDING!

Remember?

857137 (No, i don't recall anyone saying the building was exploding...)

857188 I HERD AN EKSPLOSION

SO, VMJGJKF,JGF,UG

BITCH!

859256 mutant... Ponies! Burning Building!

859260 leave them to rot!

For once, I don't care...

*flys away once more*

You hear more screeches

859279 he obviously does

And me and you both being in Europe and him in America would mean a different time zone

859287 but what time would it be there?

859304 16:13 here

Lemme check America

America has to many time zones :rainbowlaugh:

Stupid big country :twilightangry2:

859293 (it's 11:15. I'm inn class right now. Shh, don't tell.)
859272 *ignores the screeches* "Name's Delta. You?"

859322 *Cocks head* "Alpha...? That's a strange name for a pony."

859322 *static*

"Finally, I don't have much time so do NOT interrupt me. Okay? This is important, you have t-" *cut off*

859328 "Oh, well, I'm special. But whatever, I'll just call you Alpha if you want me to."

859333 "sorry, false alarm. Which reminds me of this one story my dad used to tell me. He found it funny but I thou-" cut off again

859339 "Are... you okay...?"

859340 *transmitter noises* "that worked? Anyway, I should have more time with you... Are you even listening?"

859345 *Stares with confused expression.* "Whatever..."
Weirdo... *looks around* "Where'd that green guy go?"
SCRREEEEEECH
"And WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FREAKIN' NOISE?!" *annoyed*

859352 "can you not hear me? Harry told me your suits weakness! Are you sure that's it, Harry?"

859348 "Hm? Uh, yeah I'm- wait, what? How..."

(I'll be gone for about 30 mins)

859358 he took over for a bit! Did you know a mind parasite doubles as a heart? :twilightsmile:

859357 "hahaha...haha, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA! My suit's *snrk* weakness?! HA! Alright, then. What is it?" (please, go on, tel me about my own character.)

859428 I'm talking to you! Maybe it was on a coffe break!

859433 (Wait, what?)
859356 *rolls his eyes and turns to "Alpha"* "So, what do you want to do? Run? Fight? Hide? What?"

859428 Harry says he won't tell me in case I try to stop him in futures sake

859443 "Ha. Sure. I'd LOVE to see him use my weakness against me. But right now, we aren't enemies. What exactly is going on right now?"

859428 okay, okay! Harry says that when that creature screeched your suits defence lowered for a bit

Just enough for me to get on and talk to you!

859446 "Hm. Really...?" *Pauses.* "Actually... that's useful to know..."

859451 and this time I didn't make it up! Did I tell you that I'm a horrible liar? :twilightsmile:

Now, all upfront emoticons!

:ajbemused::applejackconfused::applejackunsure::coolphoto::derpyderp1::derpyderp2::fluttercry::flutterrage::fluttershysad::rainbowhuh::pinkiehappy::raritystarry::scootangel::twilightoops:

859458 "Are you sure you're okay...?"

859458 pssst, can you hear me? I know their weakness, it's delta!

Tell him to not use his weapons, infact he should take off the suit so they just combust on the spot

If you think I'm trying to stir up madness...

Answer me this: have I ever lied to you?... Today?

859454>>859458 (I gotta go for now.)
*beeping sounds from his helmet.* "Uh oh. Looks like I have to go for a bit. I'll be back in a few, hopefully."
*Vanishes in a spark of red lightning*

859481 we appear from behind

Burner: sometimes there are things in life that aren't meant to stay.

Sometimes change may not be what we want.

Sometimes change may be what we need!

859494 Burner: IM TIRED NOT BEING RESPECTED AROUND HERE!

Leafy: whatever

Burner: ...

859510 Leafy: so this little F word obsessed mule does have a heart!

Burner: douche (at Leaferson)

Leafy: faggot

859524 *starts humming*

*humming turns into dancing*

*dancing turns into singing*

Happy feet

I've got them happy feet

Give them a blow down beat

And they begin dancing

859540 (you give me an idea)

Oh, really?

I'VE GOT THOSE

TEN LITTLE TAPPIN' TOES

AND WHEN THEY HEAR A BEAT

I CAN'T STOP DANCING, BOY

TO SAVE MY SOUL

859546 those old blues

Can't get into my shoes

Because my shoes refuse

To ever grow weary

I keep cheerful on an ear full

Of music sweet

I've got those hap-hap-happy feet

859557 *gets an idea*

AGH!

*Creatures start whimpering in pain but soon revive*

I can eat ice cream

I can lick windows

I can see cows from a farm

I can shoot badgers

I can see ostriches from really really far

I can cook omelettes

I can play conkers

I can draw cats on the wall

Why is that monkey in the drive way? Stealing my car?

859574 no, they hate loud sound...

Bad thing for a creature that screeches loudly!

I wanna wear bright blue wheelies

I wanna sing la la la

I wanna drown in green jelly!

I wanna French kiss your ma!

859590 I could be pencils

I could be ashtrays

I could be under your chair!

I could be lemons

I could be tigers

Running here and running there

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