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2154596 Andy rubbed his head where Kelpy hit him.
"Okay, I'll admit, I deserved that..."

Ashe started walking towards the house.
"Enough of this banter. There is food to eat and booze to drink!"

2157240 "Booze!" Kelp shouted happily before following him.

2157635 He looked back at Kelpy.
"Hm. Didn't think that would work on you...Should keep that in mind..."

2157859 "Booze is good for negotiations." She grins.

2157873 Ashe chuckled.
"Maybe I should keep that in mind. Could use it to my advantage,"

2175136 "Less talk, more Party!!!" She shouts.

2175172 Ashe smiled and put a hoof around Kelpy's shoulders.
"Are all DJs obsessed with parties? Apparently stereotypes stem from truth,"

2175335 "Parties are fun, now, where are your friends?"

2177912
"Right behind us, as it turns out,"

2180013 She turns around to look.

2180036 The Raggedy twins waved.
"Hello," they both said in unison.

2180149 "Those two are cool, but Andy is probably retarded. Got any other friends?" She waves back.

2180174
"Well, that's not nice. But yes, I do have other friends. Probably gonna meet them here,"

2180310 She silently moves off towards the booze, grabs a bottle, and starts chugging.

2180341 Raggedy Anne walked up to her.
"So, you and Ashe are together?"

2358601 She pauses in her chugging and simply nods before continuing.

2359539 Anne got closer.
"You better be good to him. Things might happen if you aren't,"

2362899 "My friend gave him the talk you're giving me, I like booze and music and sex, I make music, I can buy all the booze I want, and he provides the last of what I like, as long as he does so, there won't be any problems." She smiles and sets the empty bottle down.

2363406 That caused Anne to narrow her eyes even more.
"Sounds like you're using him,"

2363777 "Hey, I think the kid's got potential, I'm still figuring out what kind of potential. Plus I only want sex after raves, jam sessions, during my heat cycles, and when I take some ecstasy. Also, I think I'm in love." She looks over to Ashe, a small, dreamy smile on her face.

2363878 Anne raised an eyebrow.
"You take ecstasy? Isn't that illegal?"

2369881 "The authorities know about it, and they seem to not care." She smile with a slight blush.

2369927
"Fair enough. But, remember what I said before. If I hear one complaint from him about you, I will gut you with a shark, and bludgeon you with a toaster. You got that?"

2370209 "I'm not a shark! I'm a dolphin! Jeez!" She sighs and grabs another bottle before chugging it.

2370254 Anne looked confused.
"I'm sorry, what?"

2372474 She finishes quickly. "All sea ponies resemble a certain type of marine animal, I'm a dolphin sea pony." She grabs another bottle, but doesn't chug this one yet.

2372518
"Yes, but I never said that you were a shark, I said that I would bludgeon you with one,"

2372829 "Nope, you said you'd gut me like a shark. I'm not a shark. Ergo, shut yer trap." She starts chugging.

2373620
"No, no, no, I said I would gut you with a shark, not like a shark,"

2374780 She spits booze into Anne's face. "Holy shit!" She wheels over to Ash quickly and whispers to him. "Anne's warning me the way V did to you."

2375316 Ashe raised an eyebrow.
"So? A lot of friends give their friend's coltfriends and/or marefriends those kinds of talks,"

Anne just stood there in shock.
"Um, what?"

2375568 "She called me a shark!" She whispered fiercely. "I'm a dolphin!"

2375611
"You're a dolphin? Frankly, I didn't know that until now. Also..." He trailed off for a moment.
"She gave you the 'gut you with a shark' talk, didn't she?"

2397967 "She said 'Gut you like a shark'!" She glares at him.

2398006
"Well, either way, she wouldn't actively be a cunt rocket to somepony she doesn't know. It was most likely a joke. There's no need to get upset about it,"

2398519 "I'm not a shark." She grumbles audibly. "They're tailfins are vertical, mine are horizontal."

2398763 Ashe wrapped a hoof around her shoulders.
"Well, just forget about it. Come along. The reason we came here was to drink and be merry! And whole you have the first part down, you have yet to complete the second part,"

2399631 She giggles. "Okay, fine." She nuzzles him. "Let's find your other friends."

2399866 Ashe nodded and looked around for his friends.
"Tell me if you see a black unicorn with a white mane,"

2400489 She looks around until she spots some pony of his description. "Hey, over there." She points in that direction.

2400742 Ashe led her to the unicorn.
"Kelpy, this is Nightshade. She's been one of my friends since we were both foals,"

2401364 "Hullo." She says with a regal tone. She smiles warmly and extends her flipper.

2401444 Night smiled and shook Kelpy's flipper.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Kelpy,"

2402237 Kelp shakes it firmly. "Pleasure is all mine." She was still using that regal tone.

2403523
"I hardly think it's all yours. That's just being selfish," Night said in a joking manner.

2405443 "Royalty does have that habit." She replies evenly.

2405772 Night looked to Ashe.
"You're friends with royalty? Why don't you tell me these things?"

"I only met her about five hours ago!"

2406626 She giggles. "My mother is Queen of the Sea Ponies, I am really not picture of royalty, I'm too Unladylike and Loud."

2406710 Ashe looked at her.
"Well, the loud part is quite correct, what with the kind of music you play, and the unladylike part..." He seemed to think about it for a second.

"Yeah, that part's kinda true,"

2675245 "Exactly, anyway, I wonder...Night, have you two ever..." She looks between them awkwardly.

[:pinkiegasp:*heavy voice* Iz not possible! You are back!]

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