1818386 ((I just realized that you said Tavi, and not Kelpy. I can be pretty dense some times))
Ashe nodded in comprehension.
"Well, wouldn't want to keep you from going. Hope you have a good time,"

1818635 She smiles. "Thanks bro, now you better keep Kelp happy, or I'll cut your balls off."

1818652 Ashe quickly saluted.
"Yes, ma'am!"
Never thought I would get a death threat from Vinyl Scratch....

1818748 "It wasn't a death threat, you'd still be alive, but you'd be cripple and you'd wish you were dead."

1819291
"Actually, I hate kids. Kids are assholes. If you castrated me, it would be a blessing,j minus the fact that my voice would be a couple more octaves higher,"

1819635 "Just keep her happy."

1836347 Ashe saluted again.
"You can count on me,"

1836744 "Good, I'll be onstage in five, see ya." she walks away quietly.

Kelp rolls her wheelchair over to Ash. "So, where to?"

1860748
"Well, I have to head off to my place to grab some food for the party, and equip proper attire, so I guess we'll be heading there,"

1860826 She nods. "Let's go."

1860917 ((Skip to arrival?))

1860933 [skippers]

1860952 Ashe opened the door to his apartment, bowing low.
"Right this way. Sorry for the mess. I wasn't expecting anyone,"

1861023 She slowly wheels in, looking around.

1861061 It wasn't very remarkable, as it was a stereotypical apartment. A small entertainment center sat in the corner, a TV on one shelf, with all manner of gaming systems on another, including an XBuck and a PS2 and 3. A couch sat in front of the shelves, controllers of all sorts of systems littering it. The TV was still on, replaying a loop of a fighter jet crashing into what seems to be a giant cannon.
"I thought I turned it off..." Ashe said as he made his way through the clutter of things.
"Feel free to wander around while I get everything,"

1863083 She went to the couch and looked under it, thinking about the time she found her brother's porno mags underneath his couch.

1864200 The only things under there were dust bunnies and some garbage.
Ashe came out of his room about a minute later, holding a black fedora and scarf.
"Do you think these go well together?"

1864870 She smiles. "You look good." In truth, she was hopeless when it came to fashion.

1865078 Ashe still looked unsure.
"Maybe jsut one more thing...."

1865119 She sighs. "You're fine."

1865168 He disappears back into his room.
"No, no I am not fine! Simply unacceptable!"
He later comes back.
"I lied, I am acceptable,"

1869185 She glares at him, thinking about slapping him.

1870446
He walked over to the fridge, about to get a small dish of food for the party, when he felt her gaze.
"What did I do this time?"

1870623 "Just..." She sighs and her expression softens. "Nevermind."

1871732
"O-okay...." He looked around, making sure he didn't forget anything.
"I think that's it,"

1872909 "Let's go then." She grins.

1885189
"My thoughts exactly,"

1885298 She giggles.

1885301
((The Dogtor))
"What was so funny?"

1886384 "Nuffin'"

1892581
"Was that fish pun intentional?"

1893059 "Maybe." She says innocently.

1893164
He shook his head.
"Let's just go..."

1922570 She smiles and leads the way outside.

1927971 ((Skip to arrival?))

1934300 {Skip}

1938995 They came to a relatively large house, painted completely white, with tall sunflowers growing in the front. Two Earth Ponies were standing by the door, greeting guests as they walked in. The Earth Ponies looked exactly alike, right down to the manestyle. One of them, obviously female, seemed to just noice them.

"Ah, Ashe! Great to see you here!"

"Great to see you too, Raggedy," Ashe said, He looked to Kelpy.

"Kelpy, these are friends of mine, Raggedy Anne, and Raggedy Andy,"

1962541 "I'm Kelpica, the Seapony DJ." She smiles brightly.

1974564 Anne put a hoof to her chin.

"I think I've heard of you somewhere...."

The stallion, most likely Raggedy Andy, cantered over to them.

"What's going on?"

1975740 "Jus' Chillin', Wazzup whit you?" She gives him her trademark I'm about to do something naughty smile.

1981306 Ashe thought nothing of the look, only mildly confused at the sudden change of the way Kelpy spoke.

1982897 She notices his confusion. "What? I'm allowed to talk how I like."

1982922
"I never said you weren't. It's just that the sudden change in speech surprised me, that's all,"

Andy looked up at the night sky.
"Well, quite a few things are up with me. I'm breathing, my heart is beating-"

"Andy, enough with that bullshit. No one thought it was funny..." Anne said.

"Alright, alright,"

1984207 Kelp raises a hoof. "I thought it was a little funny."

1986418 Ashe shrugs.
"Fair enough,"

Andy snickered.
"Hey, hey Ashe. I guess you could say you got a great... Catch," He said, before collapsing into a fit of laughter.

Anne simply facehoofed.

2052933 Kelp glares at Andy for that one. "I'm not a fish, some Seaponies are different kinds of whales or dolphins instead of fish."

2053248 Ashe glowered at Andy.
"Honestly, Andy, there was no need to be an ass like that,"

Andy threw up his hooves in defense.
"'kay, 'kay, sorry. Didn't know that would offend you,"

"You shouldn't have said it anyway!" Anne said, just a pissed as Kelpy was.

2151522 "Ash, can I punch him, just once?"

2154552 Ashe sighed.
"If you are actually intending to punch him, no. He only makes offensive jokes when he thinks they aren't. Either that, or he's just being an ass,"

Andy looked to Anne for help, who just mouthed
"You brought this on yourself,"

2154582 Kelp moves closer, then baps Andy on the back on the head.