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Hail!

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Are they looking for anyone to handle discreet matters right now? I am quite skilled in extracting information from people especially of the female persuasion a.k.a. I did alot of dimension hopping, found my self in a world full of monster girls and as a result give really good nooky. Now about that spy job...

981427 Welcome to the Rebellion comrade

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Glad to of service so who am I seducing first, should I just go all out and aim for Celestia or are any element bearers with her that I should start with seeing as I am going to be usurping an empire through making my own harem. Which makes me happy. Seriously though, who's first?

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Eeyup its random question time ok. The nearest object to your left is the only means you have to defend yourself against the advances of Princess Molestia. What is it?

For me it is beat the bitch down with a lamp then hammer nails into here face and then use a screwdriver to make a eyeball kebab

What do ?

For me it is beat the bitch down with the lamp then hammer nails into here face and then use the screwdriver to make a eyeball kebab

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I feel that question can be more entertaining when asked like this "The nearest object to your left is the only means you have to defend yourself against the advances of Princess Molestia. What is it?"

For me as of this moment is a LogiTech Attack 3 joy stick

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Counterrape

What's a Stompfic? Someone mentioned it in the comments of a really old fic and I'm curious.

994050 I have no idea but If you find out let me know

993015 What no lightsaber

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It is still in the trunk of my car. I don't keep it down stairs. I usually keep up in my room when it is not in my car. I also can only get my internet from a Ethernet cable in the basement.

995175 a true Jedi dose not need his Lightsaber to defend him self because the force is on his side.

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So... what if a story has a war going on, ponies are involved, but they aren't actually fighting in it?

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Sounds blasphemous.

Joking. It actually sounds rather interesting. What would the pones be doing?

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M6 and RG escorts end up in the mddle fo a Israel/Midd East war and need to escape to net up EoH to teleoport Equestria in.

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I see.

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lust draft, make her so horny i end up in charge

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Indeed

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Once again I am sorry for my long absence but when battle calls I will be there

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Time for a random question.

what would you do if you saw this one day

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Use the force!

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Damn it Pinkie, what did I tell you about fire? Yes it kills things good but you don't have to kill everything with fire. I'm also not getting my deposit back. Time to go house hunting again...

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If you had to sacrifice one of your most prized possession to open a portal to Equestria what would it be ( btw you can not get the thing you sacrifice back also if you go in the portal you cant come bk also it will close in 20 sec )

for me it would be my Ipod because there are some songs on there that would take me years to get back.

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I'd sacrifice chemistry.

Because I so LOVE that class.

That. Fucking. Class.

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My mortality because being forced to die when you get old sucks.

1069973 Yes fuck death I meen I could find some way to persuade Celsetia or Luna to tell me the secret to immortality ( and when I say immortality I mean the type where you do not age. It would be a bit of a bummer if you had to spend the rest of your life looking like a old mans testicle )

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Agreed, here's a random video

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Ok time for 2 more random out of the blue questions ( you know you love it )

You come home 1 day and find this in your room what do ?

Also who would or what would go as on nightmare night for me it would be ..

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You come home 1 day and find this in your room what do ?

I'd be like, "are you for real?!" Perhaps pinching or slap myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming. Then I might ask, "How did you get here?" "Why my room?" "How can you play a console, a playstation portable, and keep track of what going on on your smart all at the same time?" I suppose I would partially answer my own question with "Well, this pony is a She so that probably explains a little bit of how she can multitask mentally."

Also who would or what would go as on nightmare night for me it would be

I'd most likely go with Jedi for nightmare night.

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Sequestrate her. Ask for ransom.

I'd be an illegal immigrant. Nothing scarier than me taking your jobs.

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1. Sexeetyme.

2. Gumby, because I already have the suit.

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Spoiler Alert !!

Oh Yea guess who is back in the Equestria Girls Movie

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I already watched the movie.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is dead to me.

Fuck all of them. I don't care anymore.

Equestria Girls is what destroyed my love for these talking animals.

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That's because you took it seriously. It's nothing more then a comedy, and a fucking funny one at that.

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You misunderstand.

Equestria Girls is what destroyed my love for these talking animals.

I no longer love MLP...

...but I fucking love Canterlot High.

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I now respect you more then any living man on Earf

1180564 But MLP Loves you

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Dashie you bastard! How will I write shit now without an S?!

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News from over the water

1) Celestia must be pissed at me because she is attempting to melt me in this heat

2) We have another victory for the UK from a Scot

3) I am leaving the fandom I Kid

4) Ponies have may there way into my games now ( mostly minecraft )

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Oh yeah, not long before a MLP mod is adapted for the horses now in minecraft

Making another thread on ECOM because I can, will move over what is relevant so that I don't have to repeat information. Any authors or RPers come check it out. Thanks

New thread is up, bask in its glory and write some damn fanfiction or do some role-playing people that's what it's there for! Otherwise Trollestia will take over your internets and Pinkamena will pay your house a visit Have fun!

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also here is me playing on the long awaited LOE ( look for Metal Mane )

Oh what am I doing ? I am ravening to the song that you can see behind me and yes it is playing in that room

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Are you playing that on your laptop or our Uncle's computer?

Man, he is not going to be pleased.

1252499 my Laptop
and I all ready had this downloaded before I went on Holiday

But you cant get it now because the open server has ended. But the game looks like its near completion so you should not have long to wait for it

I will be attending the presentation that the Legends of Equestria team will be doing at BUCK in Aug so I will know more by then ( Seen any Nazis yet ? )