I have but newly arrived upon these shores, but might I urge any members who have not done so to peruse and sign the following petitions?

Declare "Bronies" to be a Domestic Psychological Terror Organization

Ban All Bronys

We are a menace and must be stopped! Won't someone think of the children?

521998 Of course, how could I forget that one. I've already signed and encourage anyone reading this to sign as well.

US DECENT FOLK WILL PREVAIL IN THIS WAR

Ok cool I think I will

inb4 the FBI comes to our houses and beats us with sticks