War Between Youstinkastan and Youcleanastan · 10:19pm Oct 26th, 2022
Today, my country was invaded by the forces of Youcleanastan because they say Youstinkastan smell very bad. But bath not part of our culture as we have no rivers and drink only vodka. Luckily, our military have fearsome new weapon, sack of rotten potatoes. War over in five hours and ended in both sides' unconditional surrender. I drink much vodka to masturbate-no, how you say-celebate. Celibrate.