Now, does anyone else have...

Those certain fanfics which you just can't read? Couple weeks ago I'd stumbled on some of those, and although I am a tad too nice to tell the author my thoughts, I couldn't help but think the stories were highly repetitive, with always the same process, if I remember correctly being a blowjob, maybe cunnilingus, and vaginal sex (virgin). It wasn't even too well-written.