CNN+ Review

Like the rest of the known universe, I have no interest in this app whatsoever. I was going to download it for the free month trial just to see what it’s like, I mean, I did that for the WWE app a couple years ago even though I don’t care at all about wrestling, so I thought maybe it’d be worth just looking at. Then I realized that I didn’t care enough to do that.

CNN, like all other mainstream news, is trash for utter idiots. People don’t actually like their shitty reporting, they just watch it because it’s already what’s on TV. Nobody with any ability to actually decide where they get their information from would ever tune unto CNN or MSNBC. Fox is a little different, even though it’s even worse, because they at least know how to play their propaganda to get people to go out of their way to watch. But NOBODY likes CNN. There is NO demographic.

I watch independent news, including such as Democracy Now, The Humanist Report, Rational National and The Majority Report (featuring Sam Seder from Bob’s Burgers.) I and everyone else in the world could not give two fucks less about any of these worthless millionaire losers like Anderson Cooper, Chris Cuomo, Chris Wallace and the rest. These nincompoops are still actively trying to get nuclear war going.

“Mr. President, why did you rule out WWIII? Doesn’t it look weak to not risk the lives of nine billion people?” - CNN morons

Bottom line: I HOPE ALL OF CNN GOES OUT OF BUSINESS OVER THIS!!!!!!!!!!!