Incorrect Quotes Batch #35

Fancy Pants: *holds door open for Rarity* After you.

Rarity: No, after you.

Fancy Pants: I insist, after you-

Fleur de Lis. *pushing past both of them* After me.

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Twilight: This is stupid!

Rainbow: What isn’t at this point?

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Shining: I am straight up in love with you. I would marry you if I could.

Cadence: Wait, where both old enough! We could do it!

Shining: Okay, if I’m not married by, let’s say 21, let’s do it!

Twilight: Shining, you are 22.

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Pharynx, holding a bowl of cereal and cup of coffee: What if I poured my coffee into my cereal instead of milk?

Thorax, walking past and taking the coffee cup away from him: What if you didn’t?

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Sunset: Can you pass me the salt?

Rainbow: Huh? The what?

Sunset: The salt.

Rainbow: Huh?

Sunset:

Sunset: The ocean cocaine?

Rainbow: Yeah, sure.

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Apple Bloom: I almost got surprised adopted yesterday.

Applejack: What?

Sweetie: She almost got kidnapped yesterday.

Applejack: Oh, okay.

Applejack: wAIT HOLD UP-

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Pinkie: We will be trying different hair products today.

Pinkie: *sprays hair spray into her mouth*

Pinkie: I can tell you right off the bat that this one isn’t very good.

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I forgot about this

Comments

[MlpHero]

Sweetie is just so

Mood

[Melody Song]

Pffft-

[BezierBallad]

“The ocean cocaine”