Incorrect Quotes Batch #34 · 7:10pm May 31st, 2021
Celestia: I think I just took a five-hour nap.
Starlight: Pretty sure that’s called sleeping.
Luna: I’m also pretty sure it was fifteen hours, but whatever.
Thorax: I’m sending good vibes your way. They're coming. There is nothing you can do to stop them!
Pharynx: I think that’s the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Applejack, putting down a card: Ace of Spades.
Rainbow, pulling out a UNO card: Plus four.
Pinkie, slamming a Pokémon card down: Jolteon, I choose you!
Twilight: What the fuck are we playing?
Tirek: You're a psychopath.
Cozy: I prefer the term ”creative.”
Trixie: I’ve got this under control!
Twilight: Is that why an Ursa Minor is rampaging the town?
Twilight: Did you eat my powdered donuts?
Spike: *has obvious sugar on his face* No...
Twilight: Oh? And what’s that white power on your face then?
Spike, panicking: That’s cocaine.
Pharynx, to Chrysalis: My body count is higher than your IQ.
Fluttershy: How do you tell someone their mouth stinks without being rude?
Rainbow: I’m bored let’s drink mouth wash.
Cozy: Murder is always the answer!
*Giggling*
Insert DHMIS joke here.
#1 - Anything less than 48-hour sleep is called a quick nap. Change my mind.
#2 - Am I detecting a hint of pride from you, Pharynx?
#6 - Powdered donuts are overrated anyway, Spike, I suggest you switch to unpowdered ones
#7 - I'm pretty sure Pharynx's body count is way higher than anyone's IQ