Incorrect Quotes #11

Twilight: What is one way to be nice to someone?

Rainbow: Not stabbing them.

Twilight: Setting the bar low, but I’ll allow it.

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Celestia: Whoa, you're being a little-

Luna: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?

Celestia: I was going to say “Cray-cray.”

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Everyone: *Sad*

Applejack: Get up, b**ches, we got work to do.

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Twilight: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Pharynx: Can’t relate.

Thorax: Why would my brain release dolphins?

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Pinkie: *pulls out knife*

Twilight: oh no.

Pinkie: *uses it to cut open a box*

Twilight: oh ok.

Pinkie: *pulls out a sword from said box*

Twilight: oh no.

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Kevin: Bonjour, Pharynx. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Pharynx: No, I don’t want to sleep with you.

Kevin: Oh, is that what that means? Man, I had a weird instructor.

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Changelings: You are a monster! You will never know true fear!

Pharynx: Okay, first of all, has Thorax ever yelled at you using your full name?

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Last one is based one personal experience in that my mom is the scariest when she yells my entire name and she usually a pacifist

Comments

[KKSlider]

Middle name = you're up shit creek without a paddle

[BezierBallad]

And I wasn’t even sure if I had a full name.

[CitreneSkys]

5459456
Yep, ur f**ked, might as well accept death right there and then

[Melody Song]

Pfft!

5459459
Of course you do. It's Pharynx Ray Elytron.

[BezierBallad]

5459462
That’s only because you gave me one. In your um... what’s it called?

Headcanon.

[Melody Song]

5459467
Well still! It counts...

[MlpHero]

Same

If your parents call your full name, you’re practically dead

[BezierBallad]

5459469
Does it?

[Melody Song]

5459473
Yes!

[BezierBallad]

5459482
Mm... alright.

[Melody Song]

5459487
Yay!