This is a Thing?

1. What is your first name?
Matheson

2. How old are you?
16

3. What country are you from?
United States

4. What do you look like?
Fat, dirty blonde hair, unshaven

5. What do you wish you looked like?
IDK

6. How did you come across MLP FiM?
A friend

7. What is your favorite ship?
USS Alabama

8. What is your least favorite ship?
Anything Incest

9. Have you told someone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
No

10. Were they a family member?

11. Favorite MLP episode?
Good Question

12. Who is your favorite superhero?
Captain America

13. Who is your favorite supervillain?
Thanos

14. Favorite Anti-Hero?
IDK

15. Favorite Anti-Villain?
IDK

16. What was the last book you read?
DOAWK 12

17. Last movie you watched?
Fellowship of the Ring

18. Favorite song at the moment?
YZ by Upchurch

19. What song do you always come back to?
1648 Sabaton

20. What is your current job?
School

21. What job do you want in the future?
HVAC Tech

22. Dream job?
Author

23. Greatest achievement?
Beating DS3 four times

24. Greatest failure?
I don't fail cause I'm fucking awsome

25. Any pets?
Two German Shepherds, Three Mutts, a Cat, and a Cow

26. Dream pet?
Pitbull

27. Do you have any weapons?
A few knives

28. Is there a gun you want?
12 gauge double barrel

29. Religion?
Pentecostal Holiness

30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
J.R.R Tolkein

31. If you could bring one person back to life who would it be?
George Washington

32. Are you political?
I Guess

33. Are you married?
No

34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
No

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Personal

36. Care to explain?

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
I'm the most handsome fucker around

38. If you could spend the day with someone alive who would it be?
Ryan Upchurch

39. Who is your favorite pony?
Fluttershy

40. Any embarrassing secrets you’d like to share?
Why?

41. Any favorite stories/art pieces of yours?
IDK

42. Are you a virgin?
Yes

43. What’s the craziest thing you’ve done?
IDK

44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
I don't watch much TV

45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
Not answering

46. Do you regret saying this?
No

47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
IDK

48. Favorite quote?
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

49. Did you ever hurt someone’s feelings just to hurt them?
No

50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
Yes