• Member Since 23rd Dec, 2014
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MysteriousJerk


I like reading and writing sexytime stories, but don't tell anyone!

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  • 238 weeks
    One-Fap October?

    Maybe it's just me, but I can only write good smut when I'm pent up, but not too much or it just leads to non-functioning depression. I have two stories here that are unjustly starved for attention, so this month, I've decided to undertake a personally designed challenge called One-Fap October.

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    1 comments · 282 views
  • 254 weeks
    I'm sorry

    2 comments · 311 views
  • 254 weeks
    Hello again, Xenophiles

    Yes, I am alive and yes I still write horse porn. Sorry the latest thing isn't more Flutterfucking, but that's just not what came out this time. Not that I don't still want to finish that story. Hope it's enjoyable.

    2 comments · 217 views
  • 340 weeks
    Dear Xenophiles

    I know it's been a long time since the last chapter and in case anyone was wondering, yes, there's more and the story isn't dead. I'm about half dead, but the story isn't. The next chapter has been in the works little by little all this time, but it's coming together, I assure you. Just thought that'd be nice to hear for some of you, maybe.

    Have nice days!

    4 comments · 392 views
  • 378 weeks
    Your Owner is a Xenophile (Update News)

    Firstly, thank you for following, everyone. I know it really means nothing material in the long run, but it's super flattering and it means a lot to me that almost two dozen people decided to keep tabs on me just because of one chapter I wrote for a silly story.

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    3 comments · 427 views
Oct
3rd
2019

One-Fap October? · 4:38pm Oct 3rd, 2019

Maybe it's just me, but I can only write good smut when I'm pent up, but not too much or it just leads to non-functioning depression. I have two stories here that are unjustly starved for attention, so this month, I've decided to undertake a personally designed challenge called One-Fap October.

One fap a week for four weeks to let the inspiration juices build up to useful degree. Which are then shot into a tissue so they don't ferment into suicidal thoughts in the brain. Hooray for practical vulgarity! Could be some good preparation if you intend on attempting No-Fap November, too.

I share this disgusting thought process because maybe a lot of you would benefit from the same and don't know it yet. I'm sure some of you already do, though :raritywink:

See ya in a week~

Comments ( 1 )

Well I'm glad to see you're still thinking about these stories.

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