Phrasing

So, does anybody anypony anycreature else find it somewhat unsettling how informs you, "[Insert Name Here] is watching you", I realize that the site is simply telling me I have a follower, but still, They could have chosen a phrase that's less, Orwellian. So Let's get down to buisness To Defeat the Huns and run through alternative phrases...
"[Insert Name Here] is following you"... Too Stalker-ish
"You have gained a new follower, [Insert Name Here]"... Too Cult-ish

(and not the cool kind like the Cola-Cult, but the scary kind, with Goat sacrifices, and Pentagrams, that one scene from Temple of Doom, and other things that Chick-tracks claim happen in Harry Potter that NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPEN, (Seriously guys, you might be able to fool Stay-at-home moms, and people who haven't actually read the books, or in the case of one Two-Disc DVD, where he used this quote " There is no good or evil. There is only power and those too weak to seek it." that's just a statement from one character... WHO IS THE VILLAIN, he just conveniently fails to mention it's a quote from a villain...) Sorry Rant over)