What is this? I don't even...

OK, I felt like I should give some kind of explanation, reason, excuse, etc - etc as to why this account exists, and why I do what I do on this account...

I'm gonna spare the 1 or 2 people that might read this my life story, and try to keep this as short as possible. Believe it, or not, I am not a "clopper". I don't identify as a "brony" or "pegasister" or whatever else the fandom is calling itself. I do watch the show, I do like the original content that comes from the fandom. But I don't feel the need to identify as anything for liking a TV show; mainly because that sounds really stupid to me personally (no offense to anyone.)

To elaborate on the "I am not a clopper" thing, you read that correctly I don't masturbate to a kids show. Now, I know exactly what your thinking, "Why would someone who doesn't "clop" write clopfics?" Well the answer to that is simple children...kind of...not really. I write these stories to help me write sex scenes better in screenplays, scripts, other fiction i write, etc; and if that sounds REALLY weird, it's because that is REALLY weird.

To elaborate on that elaboration I'm one of those independent/amateur filmmaking hipsters, and I'm not as good at writing sex scenes as I want to be. For some reason both odd and unknown I thought I could/should better this by writing clopfics...yeah. I'm just as freaked out by my own thought process as anyone who's still reading is...

Pic related, somehow, not really.