Proofreader Wanted!

The illiterate need not apply.

All humour aside, I want a proofreader that can do a few things. My conventions are decent, but I occasionally miss things like indentations and have a fair few run on sentences. Beyond that, I want a proofreader that will check spelling according to an English UK dictionary. I prefer UK spellings but my 'autocorrect' disagrees. And I want a proofreader that will tell me if I should just bag my literary dreams.